I have often cited the amazing weather here lakeside. As I ponder the live news and weather from WTOP in DC, I sit on my veranda and enjoy bountiful sunshine over the lake. It’s early morning in winter, so I have to wear sweatpants and a long-sleeve t-shirt. It drops below 50 degrees (F) at night here, but quickly recovers to the 70s. My morning coffee outfit will return to shorts and short-sleeve t-shirt . . . shortly.
I say this not to gloat (ok, a little gloat, a gloat-ee perhaps) but to introduce a surrender on my part. For years I have been telling people we don’t have heating or air-conditioning in our house, because we don’t need it. My dear wife bought an electric heating pad for the bed, which she installs for the winter, but which we rarely ever use. Local friends have warned me that eventually I would feel otherwise and want heating and air-conditioning. I resisted. Some cited climate change, and while the summers have become a little hotter and the winters a little colder, the data say nothing more than that: a little. Others were more persuasive: “you’re getting older, and the temperature will feel more extreme.” This was an inevitability staring me in the face.
I already noticed that “my blood had thinned” when we returned to the States annually for Thanksgiving. Back in the day, I dodged dinosaurs while running in shorts and t-shirts in howling DC snowstorms. I took perverse delight in running on “black-flag” heat-warning days, when breathing outside was allegedly equivalent to chain-smoking a pack of unfiltered cigarettes (nobody who has ever smoked an unfiltered cigarette agrees with this comparison, BTW). But now I shivered in the 40s, snugly wrapped in multiple layers of fleece and down and anything else I could find. Yes, I had hard evidence that age was turning me into a weather wimp.
One technique we used to avoid the warmest, driest part of the year here (April-June) was to travel. Late Spring is an ideal time to head to Europe, before the crowds and heat settle there. Alas, as Don Henley crooned, “But there’re just so many summers. And just so many springs.” What to do when our world travel plans diminish and end?
I could wait and see. Perhaps the adjustment will be gradual enough I will accommodate it with some extra cool margaritas in summer, sweatshirts in winter. Perhaps. Or I could prepare for it. Those who know me already know which I chose. So, we’re putting air conditioning units into the bedrooms. They are capable of heat or cooling, and sufficient to ensure a good, comfortable night’s rest regardless of the ambient conditions. Of course, it can’t be that simple, can it?
We already max-out electricity use, and adding air conditioning will push us to the very top of the spectrum. To explain, electric power in Mexico is a state-run monopoly. The most basic usage is practically free, and accommodates the average poor Mexican household with a small fridge, a television, and a few electric lights (oh, and cell phones, always cell phones). A secondary level doubles that usage, covering the majority of Mexican families who might also have an electric appliance or two. The third level triples the usage and costs, and this is where most gringos pay, owing to the plethora of electric devices we have. Finally, there is a penalty rate for extreme usage, called DAC, which doubles or triples the total cost. You enter into DAC by average use exceeding a standard for a set period of time, and stay in it (thus fined) until the average dips below the limit. Now that sounds horrible, except that even in high gringo usage, our monthly electric bill runs USD $75. It’s insanely high by local standards, but I’ll bet most readers would gladly trade bills with me!
Adding electric heating/cooling would undoubtedly push us permanently into DAC. And we live in a place with year-round, abundant, strong sunlight. So we’ll be responsible and install eight solar panels and a whole-house power wall back-up system at the same time, which also eliminates the need for future blog posts about the occasional power outages which force us to play beat-the-clock with our fridge and freezer.
I consider it being prepared, but it is fair to say I am giving in. Time stands still for no one, but the local power utility stands still all the time during outages. Better to go solar, add a battery, and a little heat and cooling now. Maybe it’s not a surrender. Maybe it’s just a tactical retreat. Or even I’m attacking the problem from a different direction! Whatever. As Mr. Buffet said, “but there’s booze in the blender, and soon it will render . . .”
From an immigrant, emigrant, and expat, but not a refugee. Cue Tom Petty:
Few things get my goat more than people talking about immigration without any experience or understanding what they are talking about. I’m talking about people making broad generalizations (Trump, 2015: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” I’m talking about people citing the words (“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”) of a poem placed on the base of the Statue of Liberty as a fund-raising gesture to pay for its completion, and treating it as constitutional law. Get a grip.
I’m an immigrant. My status under Mexican federal law is residente permanente (permanent resident) and I am covered under El Instituto Nacional de Migración (INM), which means legally I am an immigrant because I am someone who has come to live in their country. The United States could consider me an emigrant, because I have chosen to live in a country other than the one where I am a citizen. I am still a citizen of the United States and the State of Ohio (O, H, oh, never mind). I pay all applicable federal and state taxes. I vote. I have a driver’s license (actually two). I did not move for any political reason: I simply found a place I thought my wife and I would really like to retire to, and we do. We have no intention to live anywhere else.
Long ago, people only left their homeland because they had to (refugees or deportees, which by-the-way was the original Latin meaning of expat). Modernity created a push-pull among people seeking a better life for themselves and their children. The Western Hemisphere in general and the United States in particular welcomed such people . . . but always within limits. If you know American history, there are cycles where immigration soars until the resident population reacts, then the tides reverse for a period. Long ago, all of this was legal: the law allowed people to stay and become citizens if they simply made it into the country. At times when the nation became concerned, it could become illegal to do the exact same thing. So please don’t suggest everybody came to the States in the same way.
I choose to be called an expat because it better describes my situation, not to demean anybody else. It galls me when the same people who tell me what pronouns to use try to tell me I’m a racist/class-est/whatever-ist because I choose to call myself an expat. Just honor my chosen noun, like you insist on others pro-nouns. The difference I see is I neither reject my former country nor wish to join my present one. It’s a unique happenstance of modernity that this option is available to people, but it is real. People walking up the Central American isthmus to come to the United States want to become citizens there. If you offered it, about half the world would accept the honor. That’s a big difference between an immigrant/emigrant and an expat.
As an expat, I abide by all the laws of both my country of citizenship and country of residence. There is no escaping US taxation, legally. I am enrolled in Medicare even though it does me practically no good. There are places I can’t go based on US State Department guidance and federal law. I carry a green card, the proof of my Mexican residency, with me at all times. I can be asked to display it even by the tránsito cops who do nothing but enforce traffic laws (or collect bribes). It’s no more an imposition than carrying my US passport when traveling abroad, so don’t lecture me about autocracy and “papers, please.”
My rights as a permanent resident in Mexico are enshrined in the Mexican federal constitution. Read that as you will.* All residentes must avoid becoming involved in Mexican politics. I know American expats who love to protest in public against the current American administration, but don’t seem to realize the possibility if the Mexican federal government wants to side with that administration on some issue, you might be involving yourself in Mexican politics. Ignorance is bliss. Better to avoid it all.
There are gringos who came here when Mexico had no way of keeping track of visitors, decades ago, and simply stayed. Occasionally, they are caught up in a sweep and deported back to the United States or Canada. There is no sturm-und-drang, no Nazi references, no protests. You can’t just come to a country and live there, no matter how peacefully, just because you want to. Many federal police here carry long rifles (you might know them as “assault weapons”) and wear face masks. They aren’t the Latin Gestapo, they are hiding their identities from the cartels. Funny how that works (and for the record, the Gestapo never wore masks: they didn’t need to). They all seem very intimidating until you see a convoy of Guardia Nacional, masked in trucks with crew-served automatic weapons, stuck in a traffic jam and being ignored by all the Mexicans driving around them.
Now on to compassion. Some of my brother-and-sisters-in-Christ (Christians) like to chastise (not literally) those of us who don’t seem sufficiently compassionate to people arriving undocumented, as they say. They cite that Statue of Liberty poem (irrelevant), several Old Testament verses (where do they stand on the rest of the OT?), or Christ’s command to love one another. That last one is indisputable as a command to be compassionate to (i.e., “suffer with”) others. But there is nothing compassionate about encouraging someone from a different and strange culture to uproot themselves from it, travel thousands of miles endangering themselves and their family, all for the better job of mowing your grass, doing your laundry, cleaning your home, or caring for your children. Sorry, that’s not the story Christ was telling.
Likewise, the Holy Family weren’t illegal immigrants/undocumented (they crossed no international border, needed no papers). The Good Samaritan isn’t about government policy, it’s about your personal responsibility. Recall that Jesus told the story to respond to an expert in the religious law who wanted to justify himself . . . funny how people today cite it today to . . . justify themselves. Pot meet kettle. The Good Samaritan didn’t rush to Jerusalem to lobby for universal health care; he simply took care of his neighbor. Anybody wishing to sponsor immigrants with housing and jobs and taking responsibility for them? God bless you. Or forever hold your peace.
I recently had another (yes, it’s happened before) person on social media call me a racist “who was simply afraid to live among all those brown people” (her words). I probably enjoyed too much explaining to her that I live as the palest-of-the-güeros among a nation of what she terms “brown people.”
“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”
— a paraphrase of Proverbs 17:28
One of the staunchest American voting blocs for strict immigration enforcement is recent legal immigrants. These are the people with the most in common with those illegal or undocumented persons seeking the same advantages. Are they anti-American? Are they racist, or xenophobes? No, they’re just people who have gone about and done the right thing, and resent others who don’t. Nobody likes a line-cutter, but they only cost you a little time. Illegal immigrants have many other costs, costs born not by those same people arguing in their stead.
As an immigrant, I am very pro-immigration. Done correctly, I think it enriches the immigrant and the nation welcoming him/her. There needs to be vetting, limits, rules, and enforcement of each. It amazes me when people act like all the “legalized” immigrants (a temporary status granted by an administration) are completely vetted. How does the US government vet a person from Somalia, where there is no government? From Venezuela, where until recently, the government was antagonistic? From China; do I need to point out they might not have our best interests at heart? Really?
There is no law without enforcement. And when enforcement has been lax, its reinstatement will seem harsh. That’s where America is today. It can’t simply go back to lax enforcement, nor to endless bureaucracy (more judges!), nor opt for an amnesty which just resets the clock on an intolerable situation.
But if you don’t have skin in the immigration game, have a little humility toward those of us who do.
* By the books, the Mexican Constitution is very hard to change, almost as difficult as its famously-intransigent US cousin. In reality, it is one of the most amended existing governing documents, with over 750 article changes since it was promulgated in 1917, and six times as many words as when it was written!
I won’t spend as much time analyzing the shooting death of Alex Pretti as I did previously with Renee Good. One colleague criticized my approach as “frame-by-frame” as if more detail and thoughtful analysis was unnecessary. It’s a sad commentary on where we are when otherwise rational people take such a position. Instead, I recommend you read/view this New York Times analysis which does a fair job of analyzing the scene. But I will add some thoughts in general.
Continuing the theme that our national derangement has left folks unable to think clearly, gun-restriction enthusiasts are now championing the dead man’s right-to-bear-arms in a confrontation with law enforcement. And Second Amendment absolutists are questioning it. Foolish (key word) consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. These role reversals denote no minds at all.
I see nothing in the Times’ analysis which suggests a deadly threat. Pretti could barely be described as impeding, as he backs away from one agent and only briefly touches him when that agent pushes a woman over a snowbank. This is a normal reaction for anybody in such a situation. He does then resist, as it takes six agents to take him to the ground, and even then he remains on his knees, not prone (which would be the position law enforcement would be placing him in for detention). But resistance is not a threat. The discovery of his weapon amidst the scrum is handled by one agent removing it, yet another then opens fire. While the Times makes much of the number of shots subsequently fired, I will point out again that once an officer makes the decision to use deadly force, that officer (and others) are authorized to continue firing until the target is completely neutralized (ie, dead or incapacitated). If you want to make the case for warning shots or shooting people in the legs or whatever, you’re in the realm of TV, not the real world. Those are the rules established (repeatedly) by the Supreme Court. The issue here is the lack of a reasonable cause for deadly force in the first place, because there probably is none. I only say “probably” because we don’t have all the video and audio.
Mr. Pretti’s right to carry a weapon is undeniable. His duty to be responsible when doing so can be questioned. The fact he went to the trouble of getting a concealed carry permit suggests he was a serious, law-abiding person. We don’t know whether he had his permit and identification on him, as required by Minnesota state law, but even if he didn’t, it’s a misdemeanor punishable by a minor fine and can be remediated simply by showing one has a valid permit. As a serious, law-abiding citizen, he no doubt knew that Minnesota is a duty-to-acknowledge state with respect to carrying weapons. Some states require those carrying weapons to announce so to law enforcement (called duty-to-disclose). Minnesota only requires one to acknowledge carrying a weapon “if asked” by law enforcement. However, nearly all gun-rights organizations have training (real and online) telling in detail exactly how to disclose your carry status when dealing with law enforcement, explaining it is always best to do so, because the sudden discovery of a concealed weapon can become deadly. Needless to say, engaging in a scrum is not a responsible way to conduct your right to concealed carry.
The immediate overreaction by those vilifying the agents involved is expected, if unfortunate. Even if the crticis are ultimately justified, they were wrong to jump to conclusions. I am more offended by the similar over-reaction by ICE and DHS officials. Immediately declaring the victims were “domestic terrorists” is beyond the pale, especially given the lack of a formal investigation in the Good shooting, and the lack of a completed one in the Pretti shooting. Standing up for your agents can be accomplished with tact and not at the expense of the reputation of American citizens. President Trump should fire DHS Secretary Noem, as she lacks all public credibility at this point. Border Patrol Commander Bovino merits the same treatment.
Both shootings merit full, independent investigations. Of the orders given, the actions taken, and the motives involved. On all sides. ICE needs to assess its use-of-force criteria, especially when dealing with citizens rather than illegal/undocumented persons. Telling people that ICE agents have no authority to arrest US citizens is not only wrong, it’s deadly. Suggesting impeding them is some type of game should likewise be treated as a criminal activity.
The propaganda from both sides has to stop, as it fuels the tension. If states or cities don’t want to cooperate with ICE, that is their prerogative. So don’t ask your criminals about their immigration status, or don’t notify ICE when such people are released. Fine. But providing local police to create a perimeter where ICE is conducting an ERO is NOT cooperating with ICE: it’s doing your job, protecting your citizens. Watch the Good video. Watch the Pretti video. What’s the one thing you don’t see in those videos? Local police doing what they did under the Obama and Biden and even the first Trump administration: creating a buffer between people and ICE agents doing their federal job. Your Governor or Mayor does NOT get to determine whether (or even how) the federal government enforces immigration law. You don’t have to cooperate, you do have to render assistance, because that’s in the best interest of your citizens. Just Do it!
The Trump administration blundered badly when it veered from nationwide immigration enforcement and started a targeted operation in Minnesota because of the extensive federal funding fraud there. You don’t fight fraud with ICE or Border Patrol. While ethnic Somalis were involved in the fraud, there isn’t a nexus to the same persons being here illegally. The full weight of the DOJ (FBI) and Treasury (IRS) needs to be brought to bear on the situation. Mixing in DHS/ICE and Border Patrol only confused the situation.
Let’s stop arguing about the “worst of the worst,” shall we? First off, there are over one-million people in the country who have received final deportation orders. This means they have attended all the hearings, applied for every type of relief, and been denied. They have exhausted all due-process. And when they were called to report for deportation, they simply didn’t show. Some have been here for decades. They are not guilty of any other crime, but they have no legal recourse to stay in the country. If you’re arguing they get to stay, you’re saying the law does not matter. Second, while the administration argues the vast majority of those it is deporting are criminals, they play fast and loose with the statistics. They include people who have been convicted along with people who have only been charged, not convicted of a crime. Oh, and they even include people who have had previous convictions or charges dropped or erased from their records through remediation, including sealed records. Some people recoil at this. I only point out that all these things (convictions, charges, and even remediated cases) ARE specifically permitted to be used in determining whether to deport someone. Once again, the rights of a citizen are not the same as those of someone trying to become a citizen or resident. Finally, the illegal alien detained by ICE at the scene where Mr. Pretti was killed was a man previously charged by state and local officials for domestic assault and disorderly conduct. Yes, state and local police. You and I may argue whether those charges are enough to deport someone, but you can’t make up the idea the detentions are random. Last year, there was a major increase in non-criminal removals as a result of “collateral arrests,” where ICE agents executing a warrant for one individual also arrest everyone else present at the scene who lacks legal status. That is not random, either.
From the Cato institute, which opposes the Trump approach
If you want to go all-in on abolishing ICE or promoting MAGA, you probably don’t like my analysis, and frankly, yours is a tired take. If you want to argue a point or an opinion, have at it. There are other ways to parse the data, or make the case for or against immigration enforcement /reform. I’m interested in solutions, especially those that fix an immigration mess decades in the making and recently resulting in American citizens dying at the hands of federal agents.
For a moment, set aside the moral arguments that it’s wrong for a big, powerful country to simply take territory from a weaker one. Several Catholic Cardinals in the United States have adequately delineated that argument. Set aside, too, the political arguments that it is short-sighted to antagonize one’s friends simply to acquire something which is essentially already under one’s control. Many European leaders have pointed this out. What about the strategic argument that the continent-sized island called Greenland, an autonomous constituent country within the Kingdom of Denmark, is essential to the future and even present security of the United States of America?
Let me be clear: there is no rationale for the strategic argument, either. None. Zilch. Nada. Get out your brooms and let’s take a whack at that strategic straw-man.
First, Greenland sits atop the world, astride the sea lanes which are gradually becoming free of ice as the globe warms. This new sea route, the famed “Northwest Passage” which European adventurers searched for in vain during the period of the 15th-19th Century, would greatly shorten the trade/sea-travel time between Europe and Asia. Forgotten is the fact that this same maniacal quest cost many lives and in the end made no difference, a point moderns might want to recall. Doesn’t the control of sea lanes equate to strategic dominance?
Finally, we found it! Break out the champagne popsicles!
While there is an argument to be made in favor of strategic sea power, it’s not the 1600s any more. One can’t wait for the Spanish Treasure Fleet and steal all the wealth of the New World (alas). Trade routes are useful as long as they remain free. Here’s the little secret: The United States doesn’t need this route, as we have shorter routes to both Europe and Asia. It’s important to Europe, important to China, and would be important to Russia if they ever make anything anybody wants to trade for. The great American naval strategist Alfred Thayer Mahan was quite correct for his time (19th Century). Some things have since changed.
Back in the day, Henry Kissinger was asked about the strategic importance of the nation of Chile. He responded, “Chile is a dagger pointed at the heart of Antarctica.” When I hear about Greenland’s alleged strategic value, I wonder what Henry would have thought.
Fear & Loathing in Penguin land
What if it’s not all about trade, but defense? Okay, let’s go there. Who are we defending against? Neither Russia nor China has any ability to project land forces into Greenland, nor could they sustain them if they did. If they landed, they would quickly become the world’s largest voluntary prisoner-of-war camp, and a miserable one at that. Basing air forces there is even more out of the question for either. And while there are some ice-free ports available, by themselves they don’t control anything. Greenland is part of the famous GIUK gap, a naval defense and warning line that runs between Greenland, Iceland, and the United Kingdom. But the US and NATO have controlled this path for half a century, and have laid the sensors to even track (Russian) submarines that dare to pass through.
Missiles and missile defense, that’s the reason! The US and Canada have established a missile tracking capacity in this region since the first Soviet ICBMs were fielded in 1959; it’s still there, still working. One of our key bases is the former “Thule” (pronounced Too-ley) base, now Pituffik Space Base. Under full US control. If we needed to put more radars or missiles in, we may do so. Now.
Which leads to another observation: under the 1951 US-Danish treaty governing the defense of Greenland, the US can pretty much move any military forces it wants to Greenland, simply by notifying the Danes and the Kalaallit (Greenlanders, as they call themselves). No prior approval necessary. If President Trump foresaw an immediate threat, he could deploy as many forces as he desired, in full compliance with US treaty obligations. So let’s put the whole “strategic threat” argument to bed. There is no threat, and if there were, we could respond immediately as we wished.
Maybe it’s about strategic minerals? Greenland has many unexploited mineral reserves, so that is tempting. And they have some rare earth minerals, which the US and the West crave for advanced computer electronics, but the available supply of which is currently under China’s control. So ask yourself this: if these rare earth minerals are so valuable, why hasn’t anybody exploited them in Greenland? Several reasons! First, rare earth minerals aren’t “rare” at all: they’re everywhere! They are called rare because unlike gold or silver or copper, they aren’t found in dense, exploitable veins. One basically scoops up megatons of dirt and refines it with several caustic, expensive chemical processes (which are environmentally destructive) to get usable rare earths. Second, Greenland’s minerals lie deep under an ice sheath, so first you have to drill through that before you can start scooping. Oh, and third, there are no roads and no infrastructure where the minerals are. So despite having some valuable minerals, mining Greenland is about as logistically challenging as mining the moon. Except there’s also those pesky locals who don’t want their pristine Arctic wilderness to look like West Virginia (no offense to any Mountaineers out there!).
We are rapidly running out of reasons to take Greenland. Perhaps we should trust the President when he was asked this question, point blank: Why does the United States need to own Greenland? “Because that’s what I feel is psychologically needed for success.” He even texted the Norwegian Prime Minister that, in light of his Nobel Peace Prize snub, he saw no reason to “think purely of Peace.” You have to admire the man for saying the quiet part out loud. He wants it, period.
Now there’s nothing crazy about seeing Greenland as potentially important (if not strategically vital). The United States has been after it for some time. President James Monroe’s eponymous doctrine explicitly included Greenland, since it lies in the Western Hemisphere. Andrew Johnson considered buying it, Woodrow Wilson offered to trade for it, Harry S Truman made a formal purchase offer. After Truman, the Danes got tired of all the US interest and negotiated the 1951 treaty which gives America vast and exclusive rights in the land. They thought that ended the issue. Until President Trump came along.
Perhaps he’s trying to burnish his legacy. Perhaps he’s flush with the (very real) success of taking down Maduro and “running” Venezuela. Perhaps he’s reverting to his real estate developer mindset and looking for a signature deal. Whatever deep-seated need he’s trying to address, it is not one of America’s vital national interests. I trust cooler heads to prevail, and some compromise agreement to be inked which papers over the very real differences. But Trump is still looking for a signature “win,” something he can claim and market and slap his name (metaphorically) on in history. So this won’t be the first, nor last, crisis like this.
By now, everyone in America has seen multiple videos of the ICE agent shooting Renee Good on January 7th in Minneapolis. Many folks (including administration figures) jumped on single initial videos on Bluesky or X to rush to judgment. Almost all of them are wrong: wrong about the facts, wrong about the law, just plain wrong. I’ve taken a few days to capture the most important video elements, create a timeline, and clear away the bulls!t* both sides have been spewing. I will attempt to show (1) what happened, (2) why (where we can tell), and (3) what does not matter to the story.
Let’s start with the background. On the day in question, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE, along with allied federal agencies) was involved in an Enforcement and Removal Operation (ERO) in the Minneapolis area. These are targeted raids wholly within the legal duties of ICE. While many Americans don’t agree with the policy ICE was enforcing, there is no legal basis for any citizen to impede the actions. In this instance, it is no different from deciding the bank robber is innocent and tackling the police officer arresting him. It will not end well, regardless of your intentions.
According to her spouse, Renee Good was a member of an online community called ICE Watch, which coordinates protest activities against ICE ERO. This is legal. Watching where ICE agents are, showing up and protesting with signs, whistles, or car-horns, and even following them are protected activities under the First Amendment. However, most of these actions are profoundly ineffective: ICE targets still get detained, arrested, and deported. Which makes the protesters angry, and wanting to do more. Anytime the protest crosses over into actively or passively interfering, it becomes illegal.Yetmany such illegal activities do not result in arrest. ICE agents detain people who are interfering, and after completing the operation, release them without pressing charges. They do this in order to complete their daily mission, and to recognize the fine line between legal and illegal behavior, whether you believe that or not. In fact, all law enforcement officers exercise the same restraint: ever had a cop let you off with a warning when the radar gun got you “dead to rights?”
By all accounts, Renee Good was a very nice person. A great neighbor, a loving spouse, a kind mother, a committed member of her community. This would all be relevant character witness if she were charged with a crime. She is not; she is dead. Morally, it is a tragedy that she was lost to the community. Legally it matters not at all. What matters is what she did that morning, and although she is not there to tell us, why?
Renee Good dropped off her child at school around 9:00 AM. At 9:37 AM she was shot. We don’t yet know what she did between the time she dropped off her child and when she parked her car laterally blocking a two lane street. We do know that ICE was completing a mission in the area and one of their vehicles, which had pulled off the street to park, was stuck in the snow at the same location. Some other cars did pass by, but Good remained in the driver’s seat with her window rolled down and her engine idling. Her spouse, Becca Good, exited the passenger-side of the vehicle and began filming with her phone the collection of ICE vehicles that had arrived on the scene to extricate the trapped vehicle. ICE agents in two vehicles (one in front of Good’s car, one behind) also exited their vehicles and approached her car.
The best version I found of the videos with the least editorial content (first 46 seconds)
These videos contain important audio explaining several aspects of the incident. Renee Good can be heard saying “That’s fine, dude, I’m not mad at you.” The agent who approached from the passenger side is filming the encounter, and he comes face-to-face with Becca Good as he moves to the rear bumper. He does not speak, but he is walking around Good’s car, filming the license plate and circling around to the front of the car. Becca Good can be heard saying, “That’s okay. We don’t change our plates every morning. Just so you know. . . . It will be the same plate when you come talk to us later. That’s fine. . . . US Citizen!” Then a moment later, “You want to come at us? You want to come at us? I say go get yourself some lunch, big boy.” The agent continues toward the front of the car as Becca returns to the passenger door. As she reaches for the passenger-side door handle to open it, the two agents approaching her car from the driver’s side shout, “out of the car” “get out of the f*cking car” and “get out of the car” in overlapping succession.
While the two agents continue to approach Renee’s car door, the other (filming) agent moves to the front of her vehicle, holding his cell phone in his left hand. Becca tries to opens the passenger door, but it is locked. She says “Drive. Drive, Baby drive!” One of the agents arrives at the driver’s door and attempts to open it from the outside; he fails. He then reaches inside, either to grab the steering wheel or unlock the door. Renee Good places the vehicle into reverse (the back-up lights come on) and the car moves a foot or two back, as the officer reaching-in staggers off balance with his arm still in the car. Renee Good places the car in drive, as indicated by the back-up lights going off and the vehicle moving forward slowly. The agent still has his arm inside the car.
At the moment the car begins moving forward and accelerating, the agent in front of the car is slightly in front of the driver’s side headlight. At that moment, he reaches for his weapon with his free (right) hand. Simultaneously, the agent with his arm in the car disentangles himself and staggers away from the car. Renee Good turns her steering wheel to her right as the agent in front fires one round through the front windshield. He fires two more rounds through the open driver’s side window. Becca Good never got back into the car before it accelerates away, crashing into a parked car down the street. Renee Good is dead from one or more gunshots to the head. Someone (certainly one of the ICE agents) is heard saying “F*cking b!tch.”
There are some opinions floating around which are not supported by the facts. Early BlueSky coverage indicated the ICE agents gave conflicting commands to “get the eff out of here.” There is no evidence to support this conjecture. All three commands heard, from two different voices, are to “get out of the car.”
Some have voiced uninformed opinions about the the rules for deadly force, and the fact three rounds were fired. To be clear, ICE agents are authorized to use deadly force if there is a threat to the agent or anyone else. Whether the shooting agent could evade the car or not is irrelevant, as the car is the deadly weapon in this case. To put it in perspective, imagine telling a police officer they can’t shoot back at a suspect if the suspect shot first and missed them! In this case, the officer with his arm in the vehicle was clearly at risk of being dragged. That is a deadly threat.
Were the three rounds fired excessive? A forensic analysis of the shots shows they occurred within a single second. The Supreme Court has held (Plumhoff v. Rickard) that an officer employing deadly force is within his rights to continue shooting until the threat is disabled. The shooter in this case had no time to stop and consider whether his first round had hit the target. In fact, at this time, we still don’t know whether the first round did hit or kill Renee Good.
Several former law enforcement officers have commented negatively on the fact the agent who fired his weapon “stopped in front of a car.” Their complaints cite the police rule that you never stand in front of a car. This is indeed a rule of policing, but the agent in question barely–if at all–stops in front of the car. He is circling the car, filming it as evidence. That’s why he is able to get out of the way. Cops walk in front of a cars all the time; it’s practically impossible to avoid doing so in a public environment. One doesn’t take up a blocking position in front of a suspect vehicle, or one might become a hood ornament. That wasn’t the case here.
What does the geography of the crime scene and videos show us? Renee Good was not attempting to run over the agent who shot her. Look at the video labelled #4 in this Washington Post coverage. Renee Good clearly looks forward at the agent in front of her car as her spouse commands her to “drive.” And her hands show her turning her steering wheel to her right to avoid the agent who is moving away to her left. There is a hidden clue here. When Renee looks forward at the agent in front of her car, she is no longer looking at the agent who has his arms inside her car door. She does not know it, but the agent in front of the car can see both her, and the other ICE agent about to be dragged.
Is it relevant that the agent who shot Renee Good had been previously dragged? Probably not. If opposing counsel in a hypothetical case could introduce other evidence that the shooting agent was mentally unwell, or unbalanced, hateful, or unfit for duty, that might be relevant. But the simple fact he was previously dragged does not by itself indicate anything. Likewise, the fact the alleged shooter was a member of a highly trained ICE element, and taught firearms safety, is not necessarily relevant. It does remove the possibility the shooter was untrained, but that is all it does. The decision to shoot is a split-second one where officers are supposed to let their training kick in. That is the purpose of training.
So what really happened here? Two women active in anti-ICE protests happened upon (or were notified of) some ICE vehicles in their vicinity. They decided to join-in the protest. If you listen/watch closely to the various videos, you’ll see a number of people gathering on the street, some filming, and unidentified voices (not the protagonists mentioned here) shouting epithets at the agents. For reasons known only to them, the women park their car directly across a street, blocking access. There is no legal reason on the planet to do so. Even a local police officer would have arrested them for blocking traffic.
According to Secretary Noem, the ICE personnel stuck in the snow were leaving after an earlier-morning operation. So the ICE agents were not involved in an active operation: they were headed home, or to the office for a debrief. They are not chasing a suspect. The verbal exchanges between the women and the ICE agents show a degree of hostility, but not malice. I would characterize them as taunting, and law enforcement personnel are trained to ignore such taunting. Furthermore, since they are not involved in an active operation, the ICE agents should be exercising maximum discretion toward any attempt to impede them.
Within forty seconds, the incident goes from ridiculous to deadly. Law enforcement personnel have the right to defend themselves, and are trained to do so. The protesting women do not evince any professional training in the fine art of legal non-violent resistance. They are treating this as a bit of theater to be filmed and disseminated for the cause. The officer filming circles their car to get full data on it; when he does, he ends up directly in front of the vehicle at the exact moment when the women decide they don’t have to obey the agents’ commands and attempt to flee (but not kill anyone).
Here is the split-second decision that agent has to make: he hears the engine revving and sees the car moving forward towards him. He can see both the car approaching him and he can see his associate struggling to get free of the moving car. He assesses deadly force is necessary and pulls his weapon. Self-preservation kicks in and he starts to evade the front bumper of the vehicle, which either brushes or narrowly misses him (someone, presumably the shooter, shouts “woah” at this moment), as he fires a shot that enters through the front windshield. As the car passes him, he fires two more times. All of this happens in under three seconds.
What’s important in all this?
An American citizen is dead, for no good reason. It’s not the shooting agent’s fault, he reacted as he was trained. It’s not the victim’s fault; she did not intend to injure anyone. ICE bears a responsibility to ensure its officers employ greater discretion when not involved in active operations. We entrust ICE with the difficult task of capturing and removing illegal aliens, and with the right to use deadly force. ICE should conduct a safety stand-down and remind its agents that conduct outside of operations is not the same as conduct during operations. If the Goods had been driving to block an imminent arrest, that would have been one thing. There was nothing in particular going on, and greater discretion was necessary.
Groups which form to track ICE also shoulder blame. Law enforcement is law enforcement, whether you agree with the law being enforced or not. On Instagram, the account called MN (Minnesota) ICE Watch has a tab indicating “If you don’t have a crowd asserting pressure there may be some interference charges that come with blocking a police vehicle that may be more easily handed down for only one or two people blocking a police vehicle, but in many cases these are misdemeanor offenses and catch and release.” These anti-ICE groups even acknowledge what they are advising is illegal, but brush it off as a “misdemeanor or catch and release.” Law enforcement officers are authorized to use deadly force, and are trained to do so. This is not street-theater. It’s all fun and games until somebody gets shot in the face.
The whole situation reminds me of the countless videos of people detained by police who suddenly decide to flee, with predictable consequences. Even if the Goods had done nothing wrong up to that point (they had), when law enforcement orders you to get out of the car, you must get out of the car. Not “drive, baby, drive.”
If you jumped on the bandwagon of labeling the deceased woman a domestic terrorist, or ICE as trigger happy Gestapo: congratulations, you too share in the blame. Hyperbole never helps, and in this case you are not offering your opinion, you are factually wrong. People think it’s a partisan hoot when they post highly-provocative bullsh!t* on social media: it’s not. When you do so, you help raise the temperature, not lower it. For God’s sake, even Renee Good kept her commentary civil, although she did a make one tragic, fatal mistake.
Stop it. Just stop it, now. Or accept your part in the blame.
Post Script: It has only been days since the event. More evidence may come to light, and the FBI investigation will also provide more information.
*technical term I heard from Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. The opinion he voiced had the exact same stink.
I considered using “for Dummies” in the title but didn’t, because it’s a copyright and my friends simply aren’t dummies. After President Trump’s daring raid to capture Nicolas Maduro, I found myself in many online exchanges, only a few of which were interesting. I won’t bore you with all the details. Let’s just say some people can’t get past the notion “if Trump did it, it’s immoral, illegal, and doomed to failure.” As I said, not very interesting. But another point did pique my interest: a suggestion that I undervalued the international rule-of-law. That’s worthy of discussion.
The international rule-of-law is a global state of affairs where countries agree there are norms which they will abide by and not break when convenient. Throughout history, it has been the exception, not the rule. It greatly benefits the establishment of peace between nations and furthers business and travel. It’s generally good for everybody, except for peoples or nations who believe the system hasn’t worked for them, and therefore they don’t want to obey the rules.
The Pax Romana (Roman Peace) was an early example of such a system. Within the empire, subjugated peoples/nations had greater degrees of autonomy as long as they acquiesced to Rome’s oversight, adopted Rome’s state religion (which was pantheistic and broadened to incorporate their gods), and acknowledged the divinity and leadership of Caesar. As brutal and unfair as the Pax Romana was, no one was able to create another such system until Napoleon came on the scene.
As a result of the challenge presented by Napoleon’s (mass conscripted) Grande Armée and overthrow of established monarchies, the nations which exiled him decided to build a lasting peace in Europe around a set of international norms. Known as the Concert of Europe , it lasted almost one-hundred years. The major European powers generally avoided interstate conflict and suppressed the spread of revolutionary movements, creating the conditions for peace and stability. Sadly, the Concert met its end when technological advances and a rising Germany set off the Great War.
Immediately after that war, and spurred on by the internationalism of American president Woodrow Wilson, Europe tried to recreate a new set of norms based in the League of Nations. Military forces were constrained, unprovoked attacks outlawed, and diplomacy ensconced as the way to keep the peace. Alas, there were too many aggrieved countries (Germany again, now Italy & Japan) and too many extremist, expansionist ideologies (fascism, communism, racist imperialism). British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain wasn’t a stupid man; he just thought that under the rules-based international order he thought was in effect, his Munich agreement would keep Hitler in check. World War II was the result.
After that war, the United States parlayed its massive economic, military, and political power into a new system designed to create a modern-day Pax Americana. The US insisted on the global judicial trial of the war’s criminals, the forerunner of the International Criminal Court. It sponsored the United Nations and built a series of defensive alliances to protect against Communist subversion. And it created a series of global financial and trade regulations designed to foster free-and-fair trade. All this was not American largess: it was a system to create the conditions whereby the international rule-of-law made life freer, fairer, and more conducive to America’s view of how the world should be. America greatly benefited from this system, but so did other nations. Even the Soviet Union, which had little taste for the American system, found itself playing by American rules. No better example exists then when the Soviets walked out of the UN to protest an American effort to stop the seating of Communist China. The Soviet’s absence permitted the Security Council to give the US military mission to defend South Korea a UN imprimatur, meaning that to this day the defense of South Korea against North Korea exists under a UN flag (including Russia, China, and even North Korea!).
Why this history lesson? Some folks think that history is a one-way ratchet, always progressing toward more peaceful, more just outcomes. When it comes to the international rule-of-law, history is more cyclic: sometimes it works, mostly it fails. The Pax Americana was immensely successful from 1945 to the 1990s. Its ultimate exemplar was the global response to Saddam Hussein’s invasion of Kuwait. But soon after, the consensus started to crack. Countries started to use the system, gaming it, or even flat out ignoring it. And those nations who still respected the system did not stay united to defend it.
The signs of this change were everywhere. Russia was clearly a rejectionist power. Under Putin, they acted to reject one international norm after another. They brutally suppressed insurgencies, hired out mercenary forces, conducted lethal attacks on dissidents in other lands, and ignored sanctions. I contend that the best date for the absolute end of the Pax Americana is 2014, when Putin invaded and occupied Ukraine’s Crimea Peninsula, to nothing more than diplomatic hand-slaps. The rest of the sad tale of the war in Ukraine is all tied directly to that event.
China played along with the game, but undermined it with relish. Recall it was the Chinese who demonstrated their willingness to ignore international outrage in 1989 when they massacred the protesters in Tienanmen Square. They agreed to join the international economic system, only to undermine it by unfair trade practices, state-supports, currency manipulation, extortionary lending, and pirating intellectual property rights. They remained respectful of military norms just until they were powerful enough to bully within their sphere of influence.
And the list includes states which sponsored terrorism as a political art, those that poisoned international groups like the UN Human Rights Commission, and those who simply shirked their obligations for defense or national security. In the end, an international rule-of-law order is only as good as those committed to maintaining it. And sometime in the last twenty years, the Pax Americana went away. To be clear, I am not celebrating the fact. I would much rather have a world still defined by international rule-of-law. But it is naive-bordering-on-negligent to suggest we still live in one, and must therefore abide by its rules.
Another history lesson. Franklin Delano Roosevelt clearly recognized that the nascent League of Nations had failed, and the world had reverted to a Hobbesian condition where might would define right. FDR went boldly about breaking all the rules–domestically and internationally–to support the floundering allied war effort. He ignored the international rule of law as it was defined at the time, “leasing” ships, planes, and even bases to a combatant during a conflict. He extended loans without authorization. He authorized US forces to engage hostile raiders at sea. None of this was legal under international law, but it was necessary, and he was right to do it. Not because he was a tyrant, or bent on getting involved in a world war, but because he correctly understood the nature of the international environment.
Now somewhere out there a friend is throwing his hands up, asking, “so we’re supposed to just let Trump invade Greenland next?!?” NO, No, no. Recognizing we aren’t in an international rule-of-law order is not carte blanche to behave like petty dictators ourselves. But it does require the US (and you, mis amigos) to think about how we respond. If you heard that an angry mob was headed to your children’s school, you wouldn’t accept the idea the Principal sent out the adolescent crossing guards to stop them. You would want the police on hand, if not the National Guard. Laws generally stop those who are law-abiding. It doesn’t mean the laws are irrelevant, it just means you have to assess whether you live in a law-abiding or law-breaking world. And act accordingly.
With respect to Venezuela, the Biden Administration had a US$ 25 million dollar bounty for the capture of Maduro. Was that just theater, not law? I might have missed where those objecting to his capture were protesting the bounty. Or are they only objecting to success?
Finally, I long for a world where respect for the international rule-of-law is restored. Today’s world is not it. Yes, that world will be ushered in by states like the US who recommit to its order. I pray I live long enough to see it. But pretending we still live in that world now? That indeed would be “for dummies.”
After much threatening and signalling, President Trump sent US military forces into Venezuela and arrested Nicolas Maduro, the man occupying the leadership position in the government there. He was a de facto, not de jure Presidente. For those unfamiliar with the terms, it means he was not the legitimate president (by law), but he did occupy the office. The Organization of American States did not recognize him. The United Nations (UN) recognized him as the de facto leader, while the UN Panel of Experts on election integrity found Maduro’s last election victory lacked “basic reliability.” Most impartial observers agree he lost the election.
Ostensibly, the administration conducted the operation to end Maduro’s facilitation of drug-trafficking, a claim that is much in doubt. There is no doubt he was a ruthless dictator, entirely corrupt, and a thug. Whether he actively ran a cartel or simply benefited from a cartel’s largess is the main sticking point, if that matters to you.
I’m shocked no one has complained about his seat assignment!
As I write this, the operation is less than twelve hours old, and as I like to remind folks, initial reports are often wrong. That hasn’t stopped many from hyperventilated critiques. Let’s start with the obvious one: did the US break international law? This may be technically true, but irrelevant. The UN Charter prohibits one nation from attacking another, with exceptions for self-defense and UN Security Council authorization. But there is no international enforcement mechanism recognized by the United States. There is the International Criminal Court (ICC) which can bring charges, but its status has been severely undermined by politicization, and the US does not recognize its authority anyway. While some will make a case that the US should be a beacon upholding international law, American leaders of all parties have routinely ignored the concept when American interests, or common sense, so directed.*
What about the War Powers Act? The War Powers Resolution of 1973 is a law, but its constitutionality has never been litigated before the Supreme Court. Why not? Because both sides fear they might lose. It stands as an informal agreement between the Executive and Legislative branches, regardless of which political party holds what offices (or even when they’re all the same partisan side!). The law requires “consultation in every possible instance” with the Congress before a military action. You don’t need to be Harvard Law-trained to see the loopholes in the vague words “consultation” and “possible.” Who in Congress must be “consulted,” and how many? Consultation is not the same as permission, is it? Does an emergency or operational secrecy undermine what’s “possible?” Presidents of both parties have interpreted this language to pretty much do as they please. After the attack, the law requires the President to notify the Congress of “the necessity, the legal authority, and the estimated scope of the conflict” within forty-eight hours. Presidents have taken to issuing a bland statement that the action taken “is consistent with” the resolution. There is also a sixty-day deadline to withdraw troops if the Congress hasn’t authorized the operation, but it too has had no effect, since Congress doesn’t want to be responsible for military casualties pursuant to a withdrawal they ordered. Long story short, neither side really cares about the War Powers Act, and neither should you.
What if all this goes wrong? Some will cite the esteemed Prussian military strategist Carl von Clausewitz to remind those who engage in frivolous war that it often backfires. They are right to do so. Venezuela could descend into a mess. But Clausewitzian uncertainty cuts both ways: war can also go well. Carter’s Tehran hostage rescue effort turned into a debacle; many pundits predicted a US strike on Iran’s nuclear program would send the entire region into a conflagration, but . . . crickets. The duly-elected leader of Venezuela may emerge from hiding and come to power, or not. We can definitely say this: Maduro is no longer the thug-in-chief. If you’re not celebrating that fact, ask yourself “why?”
What if there were a precedent? On the same date thirty-six years earlier, US military forces captured Panamanian leader Manuel Noriega under the orders of President George H.W. Bush. Noriega was a corrupt thug who had trafficked with drug cartels. He suggested he might get cozy with Russia or China or Cuba. He was the de facto leader, and his chosen puppet as Presidente did not win the election fairly. We arrested him, tried him, sentenced him. Here are some of the reactions from Democratic leaders at the time:
Speaker of the House Tom Foley said Noriega had engaged in “reckless incitement” and went on to say that when US forces are in the field, it is not the time for debate.
Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell supported the action.
Then Chairman of the House Armed Services Committee Les Aspin said, “Finally, at last!”
Senator Chris Dodd called the US action “legitimate” while Senator Alan Cranston said “the White House has done too little for too long.”
Then-Representative Dick Durbin suggested it should have happened sooner.
Representative Dave McCurdy cited Bush’s “wimp factor” and wondered why he waited to remove Noriega.
Jesse Jackson and others called it a violation of international law and “gunboat diplomacy.”
Don’t take from this that I wholeheartedly support the action to take-down Maduro. It’s a judgment call and the final results aren’t in. We may say–like a football referee–after further review, not so much a good idea. But the reflexive backing into partisan corners? Ridiculous. In Iraq, we took down Saddam Hussein and tried to create a democracy. Bad idea. In Panama, we just lanced the boil (a near-perfect metaphor for the human pineapple, Manuel Noriega), and it went well. No one knows where this one will fit along the spectrum, so those proclaiming its immorality or stupidity are showing a lack of careful thought.
What should we make of this? First, the US military has the capability to snatch a foreign leader who is already on notice. That’s no small thing. It’s one thing to pinpoint target a bomb on a location a la Qasem Soleimani. Taking one out alive in one piece? Priceless. Others will take notice.
Second, Trump’s ad libbing about a “Don-roe” doctrine has some teeth. You never know with Trump when he’s talking off the top of his head, but that may be the point. When it comes to the Western Hemisphere, he clearly believes he has the authority to act, not just talk. Others have already noticed.
Third, perhaps it’s best to consider what’s happening from an American national security perspective, not a MAGA or resistance one. Oh, sorry about that last one, it’s the wide-eyed optimist in me!
*For examples, Reagan arming the Contras in Nicaragua (1986), Bush (Sr.) deposing Noriega (1990), Clinton bombing Yugoslavia in 1999, Bush (Jr.) invading Iraq (2003), Obama intervening in Libya (2011). And that’s just the greatest hits!
I just heard that some members of Congress are seeking to refer Attorney General (AG) Pam Bondi for contempt because she did not release all the Epstein Files last Friday, as required by law. I’ll get to my thoughts about that in a few minutes. In the meantime, here’s a relevant story about my own dealings with Congress, lightly edited (in the spirit of the season) to obscure the main participants. You may find it enjoyable, ghastly, unsurprising, or all three!
During my last years for federal service, I occupied a position that was held in bipartisan regard for being nonpartisan and competent, not due to anything I did, but by virtue of the job. Around the same time, the Benghazi affair became a cause célèbre in partisan politics. To remind, in its most basic/factual form, a group of armed men took over an American compound in Benghazi, Libya, setting fire to it, which led to the death of the American Ambassador. The Obama Administration blamed an obscure anti-Islamic internet video for causing the event, and Democrats rallied around the theme the incident was tragic but unavoidable. Republicans called it a cover-up, suggesting it was a planned terrorist attack. Neither side was entirely truthful.
Congress asked the administration to present all it knew, including classified material, about the attack. Due to my position, I was tasked with writing the summary which was appended onto a massive report, including never-released video footage of the event. The entire effort was exhaustive and authoritative: once you read the report and see the video, you can come to only one conclusion. I can say that because I asked a staffer for one Senator–a man known for his fierce honesty who would one-day run for President–why the Senator did not watch the video, and the staffer told me “because if he did, he wouldn’t be able to keep going on television and saying the things he wants to say.” That passes for honesty in DC.
Which is to say partisans of one stripe or another were very unhappy with the report, and called it part of the cover-up. Anyone who knows my politics (which were publicly obscure at the time, as a federal civil servant) knows the likelihood I engaged in a cover-up to aid Secretary Clinton’s campaign was beyond fantastical. Still one Congressional staffer was so angry he requested I turn over all the raw material used to develop the report. I refused, citing the agreement between the Congress and the administration that the report answered the Congressional request, period, end of sentence. This enraged the individual so much, the staffer then spent the rest of the year developing language to be included in the appropriations (or was it the authorization?) law specifically targeting me (not by name, but by position) and my organization. My budget was cut by about twenty percent (if I remember correctly). The remaining amount was frozen until my organization’s leadership acknowledged I had been counselled and given a performance improvement plan (normally a way to redress serious personal under-performance in government). The staffer then tucked the provisions away in a classified annex to the law, which passed!
To say the least, I was shocked, and my organization’s leadership was outraged. I was asked to complete the original task as an honest broker, and was now being punished for doing so. When my boss asked a senior Senator why this language was included in the classified annex, she responded, “what classified annex?” Note I said “senior”; that’s a clue. The good news in all this is that the staffer had spent so much time completing his work of vengeance, the fiscal year was almost over. Meaning the law explaining what I was supposed to do came after I had already spent all the money.
My organization of course had to explain the discrepancy between what I had done and what the Congress had belatedly directed me to do. We dutifully responded with an official note that stated we would have happily acted in accord with the law, but the law came too late to do so. And my boss stated I had been counselled, without mentioning the counselling amounted to a perfect performance rating and sizable bonus.
All of which is to highlight that Washington is a place of strange goings-on, some partisan, some just plain silly. Congress can pass a law (signed by the President) that states “pigs can fly,” but gosh-darnit, Des Moines International Airport (DSM) need not worry, because your pigs will still not fly. Politicians say one thing and do another, or perhaps try even a third. There is always an element of show, or theater if you prefer. Take the Epstein files (please!). If the law says do something that you can’t possibly do (like review mounds of material) in time, it just won’t happen. In the rush to meet the deadline, the Department of Justice (DOJ) already posted some pictures that were not properly reviewed to protect the identities of victims. Not that that matters, apparently.
If Congress wants to refer charges on AG Bondi, it will refer them to . . . (wait for it), the DOJ. You know, the governmental department run by . . . AG Pam Bondi. I wonder what they’ll do with it? But wait, I hear there is a special provision in such circumstances where the Congress can make a referral directly to a federal judge. Who can try the case, and if convicted, refer the defendant for arrest by (wait a little longer) . . . the DOJ. That is so much better. No, that’s not it. Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna and Republican Rep. Thomas Massie announced on Sunday that they are pursuing “inherent contempt”charges against AG Bondi, which requires no judge or trial. The House simply orders its Sergeant-at-Arms to arrest the offending figure. What do you think AG Bondi’s security detail will do? Enquiring minds want to know! Everybody involved with this issue in Washington knows all this is nonsense. Now you do, too.
Sergeant-at-arms McFarland, right, on the way!
What lessons shall we draw here? First, if you want to spend your Christmas season dreaming of incriminating Epstein photos, you have my sympathies. Sugar-plum fairies are a better option. Second, nothing in DC is as it seems. That is politics, and the sooner one learns that, the clearer one sees. Finally, while a wise mentor once told me “no good deed goes unpunished,” there remains a great deal of satisfaction for doing the right thing in the end.
*Apologies to A Christmas Story. At least no one got shot in the eye-glasses by a BB-gun in my story.
Since you know me, you already know I’m a huge college football fan. Yes, I follow the Fightin’ Irish, but I also follow my alma mater (Army) and just about every other game I can watch. It was an obsession from my youth that has settled into one of my two hobbies in retirement (the other being blogging, so this is a twofer for me).
So when I tell you I know something about college football, you can take that as gospel truth. Or not. See, one of the great things about college football is there is almost nothing that can’t be argued about. Best teams, best players, best coaches? All of it is up for discussion. The sport has changed so much over the last 150 years that it barely resembles its beginnings. One of the best aspects of college football is its rivalries. I’d like to make an argument for one in particular. But first, as always, let’s define our terms.
What is a rival? Like most things these days, the words we use to describe things are seriously devalued. People “love” all kinds of things they just actually enjoy. Folks who don’t know the difference between “affect” and “effect” impact our hearing using “impact” as a verb. And just about anybody claims to be somebody’s rival. But is this true?
In college football, every team can have only one rival. It’s arbitrary, but that makes the rule no less real. For there to be a rivalry, the teams must play regularly, both teams must win more than occasionally, the fans must dislike each other, the stakes of winning/losing must be high, and the rival designation must be reciprocal. There is still a lot of subjectivity in those criteria: You may not care much about the Egg Bowl trophy, but someone does (Mississippi State and Ole Miss, to be exact). The one-rival rule is based on the simple notion that few teams can meet all those criteria for each other.
For example, Notre Dame plays Navy every year, based on a commitment made during World War II, when Navy kept Notre Dame alive as a university by starting an Officer Candidate Training course there. So Notre Dame pledged to return the favor by playing Navy as often as they wanted. And Navy wanted to play every year. Some pundits call it a rivalry, based on how often it is played. But Notre Dame dominates the series (82-13-1) including a record forty-three game winning streak, our fans like each other (generally), and the stakes are rarely great. Not a rivalry.
Michigan State likes to claim Michigan is their rival, but it’s a one-way relationship. They play almost every year, and Michigan holds a 73-38-5 advantage. The fans hate each other, and the games sometimes decide who might win the conference title, but generally not. And Michigan already has a clear rival. Likewise, Boston College fans like to think of Notre Dame as their rival, and some younger Irish fans agree (they’re young, what do they know?). But the teams have only played twenty-seven times (ND 18-9 series lead). The rivalry seems to stem mainly from the 1993 game when BC beat Notre Dame, preventing them from playing for the national championship, and the feeling among BC fans that Notre Dame fans look down on them. The vast majority of Notre Dame fans don’t even notice Boston College.
Here’s a helpful way to think about it. Rivalries are not a love-hate or even a hate-hate relationship. They form out of a challenge among equals, or schools with some similarities. Familiarity breeds contempt, but there always remains a hint of grudging admiration for a rival. A team may have many enemies, other teams they hate, teams they wish would disappear from the sport. But you need your rival, if for no other reason than to be a foil for your own team. Rivalries are not static; they can grow or die. Notre Dame-Army used to be a rivalry, but the teams went their separate ways. Same for Oklahoma-Nebraska, which might have eclipsed Texas-Oklahoma as rivals, but then teams changed conferences, and it withered.
Now that we have established what rivalries are, how do we judge which is greatest? Should it be the one played most often, or the one where the fans hate each other the most? The one most competitive, or the one with the biggest stakes? All of the above? These are good criteria for establishing a rivalry, but not for measuring between rivalries. The one most people would choose is which rivalry has the greatest impact. The problem with this option is it changes radically over time. Harvard-Yale would have been the winner for decades, but now? The old Southwest Conference produced national champions for years in the 60s and 70s, but those rivalries don’t matter very often now. ND-USC and Ohio State-Michigan have had multiple hey-days. And there’s the whole argument about impact itself: does it have to be national, or regional, or just local. When you have fanatics poisoning trees, that’s pretty serious business, right Iron Bowlers?
To establish what rivalry is the greatest, I posit you need a different criterion from the qualification for rivalry. Which rivalry best exemplifies the essence of the entire sport, at its purest level? So we’re looking for a rivalry where there is deep respect for the opponent, but real hatred, too. The rivalry should embrace whatever shreds of the “student-athlete” or “amateurism” mystique that still exist in the sport. And it must matter to a lot of people: the students and alumni, of course, but also the more general fan of the sport, even the curious on-looker.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Army-Navy. Is it a rivalry (let’s go through the motions)? They play every year. The series is fairly even (Navy will lead the series 63-56-7 after they lose this year). The cadets and midshipmen genuinely dislike each other. They spend (as do others) all year talking about (1) who won the last game, (2) when is the next game, and (3) how much their team will win by. In my years at the Military Academy (note: this connotes the other side is not a military academy. Are they paramilitary? civilians in funny uniforms?), we lost three years in a row, before forging a 3-3 tie in our senior year. You never saw anybody happier about a tie game in your life. We always won the party afterward, but tying the game felt like getting a pardon while on death row.
The feelings are mutual. While both academies also have Air Force to play, it’s not the same (sorry, Zoomies!). But what about the stakes? When was the last time Army-Navy made a difference on the national scene? You’d have to go back at least to the 1960s, and probably better to the 1940s. But the stakes are high for the cadets and middies: life at the Academy changes for the better after a win. It’s not just a happier place; they actually relax the rules, and Lordy, do they have rules.
And that effect stretched around the world, to the millions of active duty service members and veterans of the two services. Now I have met enlisted people who saw the whole affair as “much ado about nothing” to do with them. But even people with no direct ties to the academies find something entertaining in the competition.
Finally, especially in the modern era of college football, where players can jump from team-to-team every year, receive tens-of-thousands of dollars in Name/Image/Likeness deals, and leave early to play in “the league,” Army-Navy is the last, best hope of amateurism. There is the rare service academy player who goes to the pros, but the vast majority go to work, defending the country. Like the millions of other college athletes who end their athletic endeavors at college, the cadets and middies on the gridiron are playing for the love of the game, for each other, for their team and university. That’s what made American college football the phenomenon it remains today.
Other rivalries have more glitz, more championship effect, better players, more money at stake. Army-Navy is pure football, college football. And that makes it the greatest rivalry of all. There’s a reason this game gets a Saturday all to itself: even the money-grubbing barbarians who rule the sport today recognize it as something different, almost sacred. So watch the game this Saturday. Join me in praising the precision of the cadets during march-on and critiquing the wavy entry of the middies. Assess the one-time only special uniforms, always with a tie to history, not just football. Enjoy the President changing sides at half-time, giving both teams their due. Marvel at how the cadets and middies will survive the massive parties which will erupt post-game, regardless of the outcome.
In a recent post, I mentioned my famous Irish temper and affinity for Notre Dame football. For those of you who follow the sport, you know what comes next. My Irish were excluded from the College Football Playoff. There are always good arguments for and against the “first team out” when making such a selection. I myself could make the case for including Miami and Alabama, as well as against including Notre Dame. It’s the absence of such arguments in this case that has me blood boilin’.
But let’s set that aside for the moment, and instead channel that anger into something more productive: what lessons can be learned from this year’s playoff selection?
First, for my scorned Irish: Take care of business. If we had won either of our first two games, we would be arguing over whether Notre Dame deserved a first-round bye or a home playoff game, not their elimination. We lost one game on a last drive field goal, the other on a last play touchdown and extra point. If you lose your two toughest games, you place yourself at the mercy of a committee which has (ahem) other thing$ than mer¢y on their mind$.
Also, the sins of the (former) Athletic Director (AD) are visited upon his children. Years back, then-Notre Dame AD Swarbrick agreed to then-coach Brian Kelly’s request to schedule easier opponents in order to facilitate his chances of getting into the playoffs (Like that would have worked!). That schedule posed two problems: it started the season with two ranked opponents (nobody does this), and it left us with no solid opponent thereafter. Which meant even though the Irish railroaded the rest of the teams they played, the teams they played weren’t any good, degrading the claims of success.
Finally, the Irish and conferences are mortal enemies, and can never be anything else until the existing conference structure blows up. The Irish insist upon their independence, meaning they can make their own schedule, have their own TV rights deal, create their own rules (versus having extra conference rules), and keep all the money they earn in the playoffs. The very existence of a successful independent program is an affront to the notion of the conference system. When Oklahoma and Texas felt unappreciated in the Big-12, they talked about going independent before leaping to the SEC. When Michigan and USC recently got into a brawl with the B1G over a private equity funding scheme, they murmured about going independent. Conferences once were regional groupings of like-minded schools; now they are irrational agglomerations foraging for ever-more money (private equity? Seriously Big-10? Has anything ever been improved by making a deal with private equity?). The “Big 10” has eighteen members. The Atlantic Coast Conference has Stanford and California, notably lacking Atlantic access. And so it goes.
When push comes to shove in a playoff committee comprising conference representatives, the Irish have no representative. This year the ACC stumbled into a situation with no playoff contender from its championship game (more on that later). I would like to hear the committee assert that the fact an entire conference was about to be cut out of the playoff $ trough never came up for discussion. Right. Notre Dame has a business partnership with the ACC, whereby the Irish are in the conference for all sports except football, where they agree to schedule five ACC football team per year. This deal led some Notre Dame fans to believe the ACC was somehow friendly to the Irish. ACC schools constantly complain about the arrangement (Pat Narduzzi @ Pittsburgh being a fine example). They hate when the Irish win (see Lacrosse or Women’s B-ball), and don’t give ND credit when the ACC team’s stadium is full for a game against the Irish. Oh, and the conference got a better deal with the non-playoff bowl games because the Irish were in the mix. Here’s how the ACC acted this year: they replayed the Notre Dame loss to Miami on an endless loop on their cable channel. Their X account constantly brought up the game. Some business partners.
The next ACC-ND business meeting will probably go something like this
Don’t bet on the Irish-ACC agreement lasting more than next year. No, the Irish won’t join a conference: remember the bolded lead in? Notre Dame will find another home (like the Big East or the Atlantic 10) for its other sports and remain independent in football. Someday, the conferences will cease to exist for college football, probably by the creation of a Super League, which is something ND would join. Then the rest of college sports can return to regional conferences that make some sense.
Before I leave the Notre Dame section, I want to reiterate what I alluded to at the start. I can make a case that Miami deserved a spot because they had the same record as the Irish, similar schedules, and won head-to-head. I can argue Alabama played and beat more ranked teams. Both of them had horrible losses to bad teams, but one could argue the point. What I can’t forget (or forgive) is the committee placing the Irish ahead of those teams during the early rankings, then switching them at the end. Miami’s victory and Bama’s record were well-established when the first rankings came out. They didn’t matter, according to the committee. Until the end; then they mattered the most. Or something else was afoot.
Best joke of the weekend? Notre Dame had more rushing yardage than Alabama this week. Notre Dame didn’t play; Bama had -3.
Second, for the conferences.Your cherished championship games, which were million-dollar windfalls in the old days, are now an albatross around your necks. Get rid of them. What is the point of a game between Indiana and Ohio State where number one and number two switch places? What if Indiana had roughed up Ohio State badly, or maybe injured their star quarterback, costing the Buckeyes either a bye, a home playoff game, or even a playoff spot. For a felt banner? The ACC is the prophet here. Their selection process was so screwed up they ended up with their best team (Virginia, or UVa–what’s the “a” for?) playing a 7-5 opponent picked after a group “rock-paper-scissors” contest. Oh, and Duke (rock-paper-scissors champ) is now the ACC champion, and did not qualify for the playoffs, necessitating Miami getting a slot, or else the ACC went home hungry.
Next for the conferences is to schedule hard. The B1G has generally done this, but the SEC used to have three weak out-of-conference games followed by a game during the penultimate weekend of the season (the week before rivalry week), when they scheduled teams like Chicago Lighthouse for the Blind and Little Sister of the Poor. Seriously. I hear they are going to a nine-game conference schedule, which might alleviate this. No one got punished for playing a hard schedule: they either got punished for losing too much (sorry, Texas) or being independent (ND). And while we’re at it, stop adding teams. Conferences are so large now you can go multiple seasons without playing a conference opponent. Finally, drop the insistence on conference champions getting an automatic bid. Schedule hard, play the games, win them, and get a ranking in the top 12 to ensure you get into the playoffs. The conference champion auto-bids are how we get teams like Duke almost being in the playoffs.
Third, here are some lessons learned for college football writ large, or the minor gods who oversee it. Buy a vowel, get a clue, phone a friend in the NFL and figure out how to run a playoff. You would think no one has done this before. Last year’s trial run was atrocious, and little has been fixed. It’s really simple. Seed the teams in the first round, then re-seed after the first round results, so that the teams who receive an opening bye get an opponent proper to their seeding. Since you use a committee and don’t have the set divisions of the NFL, you have two options: either establish set, objective criteria for your rankings, or just televise the playoff committee meetings. They would be a ratings bonanza, and prevent any shenanigans (that’s Irish for “screw-job.”).
Next, do something about coaching changes. Coaches bailing on teams headed into the playoffs is an abomination. Come up with something imaginative, like a scholarship loss, or a recruit contact-ban, or an NIL limitation for coaches who do so. It will still happen, but it’s endemic right now. There will always be Lane Kiffens out there (“hey, look, a cute cheerleader . . . I mean team!”), but there has to be some way to limit the damage.
The transfer portal could have gone one of two ways: the rich getting richer, or greater parity. It seems the latter is the case, as we talk about teams like Texas Tech and Vanderbilt (the school, not the family), and that’s a good thing, even though I felt otherwise when it started. Now the sport needs to emphasize what made it great: rivalries. Find a way to reinstate or recover rivalry games, which are endangered by conference metastasizing. Here’s the thing: believe it or not, nobody uninvolved cares about Ohio State-Michigan, or Texas-Oklahoma. But the people who are involved care deeply: it’s life or death to them. Every school has a rival (or more than one). Make sure whatever changes we make to the sport encourage the continuation of rivalries.
Start planning for some type of super-conference, with tiers for relegation. The end of the existing conferences would enable the return of regional football, less expensive for the teams and fans, and better games (Hey I really enjoyed a 2245 kick-off time local for the epic Notre Dame-Stanford game!). It eases the path to objective playoff criteria (like the NFL uses). And I bet after one year of televising the playoff committee deliberations they’ll be begging to change the process. A two- or three-tiered league would allow for teams to rise or fall, encouraging fan interest even for a losing team (note: ever watch a Premier league match when relegation is at stake? It’s epic!)
Finally (no, really, I’m almost done!), since the NCAA is a dead-man walking, the conferences should band together and develop some criteria shoring up the idea that it’s college football, not semi-pro football. NIL money, the transfer portal, and other developments (like the player lawsuits seeking “employee” status) could fundamentally damage the sport. There has to be a way to maintain a link–however tenuous–to the notion the players are still students. I will leave it to creative minds to find the ways, but I do know this: there is a reason every semi-pro football league that has been tried in the States has failed miserably. If you want to watch pro-football, there is a very successful league for that. College football is different in kind–just ask the many successful college players and coaches who didn’t make it in “the league.” If you make the players into employees or mercenaries, the mystique of college football will carry over for a time, but it will eventually fail.
And then all I would have to write about would be politics!
Post Script: I lately noticed some sports talking-heads saying that Notre Dame’s decision to not play in the PopTarts bowl was “sour grapes” and hurt the players. Some Irish fans have claimed it was a middle-finger to ESPN, since our absence tanks the ratings. It was neither. The AD received the offer immediately after the announcement that ND was out of the playoff. He passed it to the coaches, who asked the team captains to poll the team on what they wanted to do: they chose not to play. Bowl games exist to (1) raise money for the town hosting, (2) raise money for the schools participating, (3) give the teams two extra weeks of practice, and (4) reward the players with a fun trip and some gifts. Notre Dame doesn’t need the money, and the players decided they didn’t want the practice or gifts. End of story. If you want to bash the Irish, find another angle.