Affordability, part three

In parts one and two, we addressed the feeling that the American dream is unaffordable, while demonstrating the data doesn’t support that feeling. So what gives? Hidden in that data are some points which illuminate the challenge. First, everyone is better off over the last fifty years, but some groups are “mo-better” as they say than others. While the data are conflicted whether there are some more poor or lower income people, all data agree that the rise in the upper-income or rich tier is much greater than the rise in poor or lower income one. Both come at a cost to the size of the middle class.

Now take that data and compare it to the population and the economic environment. Younger people are blissfully unaware of the economic challenges other generations faced, just as they are unaware of history in general. When confronted with the inflation, unemployment, or Treasury rates I witnessed when I was their age, they simply stare: it doesn’t compute. Setting aside whose fault that is, the fact remains: they feel cheated, and also feel distinctly put upon by “the system.”

What younger cohorts are aware of is the life-styles of the rich & famous or at least the influencers. Consider this: Back when I was growing up, if anybody bought something expensive or showed-off with something ostentatious, my mother would refer to them as “wanna-be Rockefellers” or just “Rockefellers” after the famously rich and famous New York clan. She had no experience with the Rockefellers and probably couldn’t name one of them; she just knew “about them” and viewed them as the epitome of rich people who no longer needed to care about money. It was a useful, if envious, metaphor.

Today, every young person has social media providing a nonstop drip of addictive examples of the lifestyles of everyone who has more than they do. And social media only highlights the more and better. And given most young people are just starting out, while the largest generation of baby-boomers is atop the population pyramid (with more time, more resources, just more), that’s just about everyone. Everyone is doing better than you are, with the subtext of “what’s wrong with you?”

Which is not to say everything is rosy. Gas prices really are high . . . but just as high as they were four years ago. Rents are high, but only in the most sought-after neighborhoods. Mortgage rates are up above the last decade, but about where they were in 2008. There have been spikes in gas, dairy, meat, chicken, coffee, but there have always been such spikes, and nothing today is different about that. What accounts for the fatalism among the younger generations?

“I thought getting a college degree was the answer to everything,” said Lucy Kinyanjui, 22, a senior at North Carolina Agricultural and Technical State University. From a NY Times article on the bleak job prospects for college graduates.

One thing that is different is student loan debt. Nobody ever graduated with multiple decades of student loan debt payments back in the day, except doctors or lawyers; others were happy to finance them, and they were willing to pay. There weren’t too many defaults by those groups. Now it is common, and includes graduates with no useful skills. America rushed to push people into college, because college graduates earned more than non-college graduates, so if more people attended and graduated, everyone would be better off, right? No, because what made college graduates more financially successful was not the certificate, but the education. As universities competed to enroll this increasing stream of admissions, they (1) raised their tuition to astronomical rates (showing that even people with no formal economic education understand supply and demand), and (2) catered to their students with bespoke curricula that allowed them to avoid challenging knowledge in favor of comfortable pablum. The result was a sheepskin not worth the cost of a good wool sweater, and a ton of debt service.

But that’s only a small, if very vocal, part of the electorate. What about the vast majority who didn’t go to college, didn’t rack up debt, but still feels precarious? They feel precarious because they are. Part of the reason is the continued movement of blue-collar (and now white-collar) jobs out of the country to other places where they can be done just as well but at much less cost. It came for the auto workers first, but it’s after the paralegals now too. Add in advances in artificial intelligence (AI), and even more info-tech jobs are precarious! The trend is not necessarily fewer jobs, but different types of jobs. The introduction of the calculator didn’t do away with jobs requiring calculation, it made them more productive; the introduction of the car certainly spelled doom for buggy-whip manufacturers. This trend is obvious across multiple industries and professions: foreign competition and automation in general tend to create winners (who get very rich) and losers (who lose their jobs), and it’s rarely clear who will be who. That’s real uncertainty. But we’ve been through this before, with the sure-thing of a college degree, a Masters in Business, Law as a profession, coding, etc. And there are jobs and growth potential in health care, but that doesn’t interest younger generations. I don’t blame them: nursing the aging, entitled baby-boomers wouldn’t be my cup of tea, either.

This is why the AEI data in my last blog post was so revealing: there you see the growth in the rich and upper income groups, which grew faster than others, while the Treasury data shows they also accumulated more wealth (not just income) at the same time. Does the fact that Elon Musk exists, and controls a bazillion (technical term) dollars do anything to you? No. Perhaps it irritates you, or did once his politics changed. He didn’t inherit his wealth, didn’t extort it, didn’t win the lottery. He quit a PhD program to found an early internet company, making him rich when he sold that company for US $22 million at age 27 in 1999. His politics aside, he revolutionized how we launch satellites, took on and beat NASA, and is in the process of changing how we access the internet, anytime, anywhere. Maybe he is overvalued as they say in the stock market. But maybe he just did some remarkable things and monetized them. His wealth has no effect on you, though. Unless you want to compare yourself to him. Musk and others like him are that thin, light blue line on top of the AEI wealth chart. How much can they make? If they keep innovating, it is practically unlimited. How little can The Biggest Loser make? Zero. The difference only grows.

How does all this play out in the upcoming elections? Poorly for all sides. I contend President Trump won re-election because the electorate–especially low information people who vote infrequently–got fed up with the Biden administration’s wild economic policies (an Inflation Reduction Act that increases prices?) and decided to give Trump another try despite his well-known downsides. Team Harris did trot out some wild ideas to address the cost of living (remember the minority set-aside for black men to sell legal marijuana?), but there was no there, there. Trump and his team promised to reduce prices with no explanation. Promises beat incoherence.

Trump’s agenda-less approach to high prices has been ineffective and made those key swing voters very upset. If nothing changes in the next few months, they will swing once again in the mid-terms, giving the Democrats the House and perhaps the Senate. Promises beat incoherence again. Before liberals and progressives raise a cup of cheer, two cautions. First, whatever majorities they achieve will be small, and neither filibuster- nor veto-proof. Leaving them with the burden of addressing their promised fixes to affordability by either compromising with Trump (fat-chance) or simply performing legislative protest (my, how they do love chanting and singing). Neither is a good start to the 2028 Presidential campaign. But what if the Democrats put forward a progressive Abundance agenda? That’s the second caution. They don’t have one. Even after Abundance (the book) came out last year, it caused as much conflict as excitement on the left. The only thing that unites the left is hatred for Trump, which will be enough for the legislative elections, but bodes ill for presidential politics.

Which is a shame, as parts of the progressive abundance agenda could resolve some issues (like housing and energy production/distribution). I don’t see any quick or easy national solutions to “affordability.” More likely, the problem will ease over time. First, because younger generations realize the complaints aren’t having an effect. Second, people become inured to higher prices over time. I’ll always think a new car should cost US $2000 because I remember the VW Bug ads at $1999. I don’t like it, but I don’t expect to find new cars at that price anymore. Third, individuals will take matters into their own hands, by moving to less expensive areas, accepting longer commutes, taking less-exciting, more stable jobs. Fourth, believe it or not Millennials, the Boomers will die off, creating the largest wealth transfer in human history. Behave yourselves, and there might be a pot o’ gold at the end of their rainbows. Just don’t expect Uncle Sam to fix it in the next election cycle. Oh, and beware estate taxes. If you support them as a way to soak the rich, you just might find you taxed away your pot!

Affordability, part two

In part one, I focused on personal data and experience to address the main complaint of other generations in America today: the American dream is unaffordable. My thesis was that the problem may feel real to younger people, but the problem is one of perception and desire, not economics. In part two, let’s zoom out and look at nation-wide data to sharpen the point. In this post. I’ll rely on research by two distinguished, nonpartisan institutions: The Pew Research Center (hereafter Pew) and the American Enterprise Institute (AEI). I’ll point out the challenges to their data and interpretation, where pertinent.

Pew has been tracking the movement of people between the various income classes (lower, middle, upper) since 1970, using large, representative data samples. You can see their full report here. What they have found is the American middle class is shrinking! Both the lower and upper tiers have grown, but the upper income has grown the fastest. Note that no matter how you slice it, more Americans are better off than ever before. This does not mean everyone has done better; there are winners and losers hidden inside the data. An “upper income” person could have made disastrous financial decisions and ended up in the lower income tier, or a middle income person might have lost a job and done the same. But the overall trend is toward fewer people in the middle class, slightly more in the lower tier, many more in the upper tier. The Pew data also shows (in other charts) that the upper income tier is growing faster than the other two (I’ll come back to that).

One concern about this trend is that the erosion of the middle class removes a traditional “stepping stone,” eventually leaving just rich and poor, although the data only supports a 16% drop over fifty years, which is not exactly dramatic. One concern about the Pew data stems from their methodology and definitions. They use income as the measuring stick (which is fine), but they define middle income as income that is two-thirds to double that of the U.S. median household income, after incomes have been adjusted for household size. Lower income is the amount below that, upper income the amount above that.

That sounds–and is–reasonable. Here’s the problem, illustrated with a hypothetical: if tomorrow Bernie Sanders shook his magic money tree and rained dollars on every American, such that they doubled their income, the Pew data would remain unchanged. But the poor would not be poor, the middle class no longer middle. Thus if everybody gets equally richer, the Pew data still shows no improvement, because its definitions are relative. And one thing that is not in doubt is that Americans in general have more than ever before.

This explains so much . . . and ain’t AI fun?

AEI has done similar research starting from a 1979 baseline and using five tiers. Their full report is here. AEI’s critics point out it uses an absolute standard to determine its tiers, meaning it treats an income in New York City as equivalent to one in Newburgh, New York, when clearly they afford different levels of economic activity. Also, such a standard allows the highest levels to”pull up” the standard, making everyone seem better off when in fact the rich are doing the best.

AEI’s data also shows a hollowing out of the middle class, but clarifies that it is primarily as a result of movement up, not down. If you look at the “all-blue” chart (below), the lower-middle and poor/near-poor are both shrinking, while an all-new category of “rich” appears and is growing.

Finally the venerable Federal Reserve reported that wealth (not just income, but the sum total of all valuable things one owns) is growing across all the income tiers, but that the wealthiest have grown the fastest! This is very important data, as I believe it explains the differences between what the economic data shows, and how people feel about affordability.

From the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve

The dollars referenced in this final chart are constant ones, meaning they account for inflation (and thus the price rises that accompany it). What they show is that everybody has much more wealth than they did back in 2010, but a group of the super-wealthy (top .1%) and wealthy (top 1%) have done the best.

These three data sources do not make the argument that all is well with the wealth distribution in the United States. But they do demolish the notion that there is an affordability crisis reflected in the oft-repeated meme “the American dream in unaffordable.”

What accounts for the difference? I’ll address that in part three!

Affordability, part one

If you aren’t sick of the word “Affordability,” 2026 will give you a reason to be so. The issue of the cost-of-living is number one in voters’ minds in nearly every poll. The Democrats believe this is an issue which will guarantee them victory in this year’s mid-term elections and later in the 2028 Presidential contest. The Trump administration has varied between calling it a hoax and suggesting things aren’t as bad as they seem. I recently read an interesting New York Times investigation about why young adults in America today think life is unaffordable. I would quote directly from the headline, but in case you don’t know, online headlines change, regularly. So here’s the article, and I insist you give it a quick read. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

The article failed to convince me. Not that the young people who were featured believe life is unaffordable; that much is manifestly clear. I don’t believe their feelings are factually correct. Here’s why.

In 1982, when I was released from the institution (some say graduated from the Academy, whatever), I had a steady job lined up with annual pay and allowances of US $17,000 (and I still have the 1040 to prove it). Yes, I did have free medical care, which was worth exactly what we paid for it. If you want to translate all that to today in constant dollars, it would come in right around US $100,000. So back then I was in a similar situation to the youngsters in the Times bemoaning today’s affordability.

What was different was my spouse was still attending college (a course here and there at first, due to our finances), and we had two children in the first three years of our marriage. No child-care dilemma there! So that “I’m waiting until I can afford to get married or have kids” refrain leaves me cold. Marriage or raising children is almost never a financially advantageous move, nor should it be measured that way. It reminds me of the cranky old man who says he doesn’t go to see a doctor because there are so many sick people there. Misses the point entirely.

What else was different back then? Inflation was coming down from 12.5% in 1980 and 8.9% in 1981. It would bottom out just around 4% for the next several years due to a good, old-fashioned recession. You know, the kind with an unemployment rate of over 10%! Compare that to today’s 3% inflation and 4% unemployment. Oh, and the federal funds rate (which drives mortgages and credit card rates) was over 10%, double today’s approximate 5%. Anybody who says the average young person’s economic outlook is worse today is either accessing medical cannabis, or didn’t learn any recent history.

So what causes today’s young adults to feel so aggrieved? Times are tough, and there is great uncertainty. But to believe life is so bad you have to move in with your parents? You can’t get married? You can’t afford to have children? What gives?

Housing

First, housing prices have skyrocketed, making that initial move into a home much more difficult. Not impossible, but certainly more difficult. Owning your own home puts you on the plus-side of the investment ledger, starting you on the way to financial independence. But you have to get that starter home, first. There are many starter home options available. But they’re not where today’s young adults want to live. In the Times article, one young single-man from Atlanta observes he can’t afford to live in his parent’s neighborhood, and the places he could afford to buy would involve a ninety minute commute and “he does not want to live that way.”

This is the essence of the home ownership challenge: you don’t start with the place you want, you start with the one you can afford. We started renting outside the beltway near Washington DC. Since we had one car, I took an hour-long commuter bus to/from the Pentagon each day. The only good thing to come from that was I learned how to get on a bus, fall asleep, then wake at my designated stop. To this day I don’t know how I did that. When we decided to buy, we had to settle for a fixer-upper townhouse even further out. We spent weekends painting and repairing the place, with our young children in one room with toys to keep occupied. They didn’t want to move there when we finished getting it ready, as they envisioned living there being just like those locked-in-a-room weekends!

It was far from ideal, but it got us started in a series of moves which eventually got us the nice suburban homestead with a big yard, then a smaller, closer-in townhouse appropriate for empty-nesting, and finally a very close-in concierge apartment for aspiring expats. Sometimes we made money on the house exchanges, sometimes we didn’t. But we had great places to live, which changed and improved over time. You don’t get to start next door to where you want to finish.

Adding to this is the desire to live in urban areas, which are more exciting and far more expensive. This is a lifestyle choice that hampers all others. Especially with the possibility of remote work (an option only available on scifi shows in the 1980s), living in a suburb or even a distant small town is a practical possibility. But it won’t be exciting. Cities in general have done a lousy job creating additional housing or rental properties in their urban centers, and there is little evidence that is about to change (Mayor Mamdani/the abundance agenda or not).

Social Media

Second, today’s young adults are force-fed unrealistic expectations in their social media diet. It’s rare for any influencer or even “friend” to cover how bad their job is, how crappy their relationships are, or how desperately poor they really are. Nope, on social media, everything is avocado-toast-on-the-way-to-hot-yoga-before-scoring-those-Taylor-Swift-tickets-while-planning-that-Caribbean-adventure-tour. Perhaps when meeting ftf (face-to-face) you might get more honesty from real friends, but who has time for that?

Those non-stop positive vibes online create a great FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) which encourages young adults to chase ephemeral experiences as a means of alleviating the sadness at not being able to achieve the more important, longer lasting ones (owning a house, getting married, having kids). As the young Atlantan interviewed in the Times put it, “There’s a sense of futility at this point. I’m not going to rough it for five years to save for a house I’ll never be able to afford. So why not live my life the way I want to?” The Times even mentions a University of Chicago study which finds that such house-despondent young adults are more likely to spend money on leisure pursuits or risky investments. Which is another way of saying they are making conscious choices which preclude them from obtaining the things they really want to get. Funny how it sounds both judgmental and accurate when you put it that way.

Options

Third, most people would agree that having more options is good. But it can be bad. If your options constantly expand, they can change from options to requirements. Perhaps you’ve heard it put “needs versus wants.” Back in Reagan World, cable television had only a few channels (cable news, sports, music videos being the most popular) and cost about US $10 a month. This in itself was an increase in options over the 1960s three over-the-air broadcast networks and some part-time local public station. We were forced to watch a limited variety of “hit” shows like Dallas or M*A*S*H, which only aired once a week, with a season that started in September and ended in April. And if you missed a show, reruns weren’t available until Summer! Somehow, an entire nation survived.

Today, there is an unlimited supply of televised material, mostly dreck. There are apps to help consumers understand when they might have multiple subscriptions to the same service, or zombie subscriptions they simply never cancelled. Needless to say, almost everybody is spending more than the US$33 (in constant dollars) equivalent to the 1980 cable cost. We have options to the point we can no longer rationally choose among them. Now you hear about a hot new show, subscribe to the service, binge-watch it, then move on to the next recommendation, show, and subscription.

And here I have only touched on televised material as an example. Want on-demand music? Check. Want on-demand meals from different restaurants delivered at the same time? Check. Want robo-drones flying your latest Amazon package to your door within the hour? Check. The problem with these options is that the convenience becomes addictive. What once was a cool, occasional option now becomes a way of life, and the costs add up.

Finally, I question the reality portrayed by the youth in the Times article for one more reason: my anecdotes, or as I like to call them, my grown daughters. They are slightly beyond the young adult stage described by the Times, but as leading-edge Millennials they matured through many of the same conditions. They followed very different paths, but got married and had kids quickly by today’s standards. One did the stay-at-home Mom routine evolving into part-time office work, the other followed a professional career path. They and their spouses economized, made rational (not exciting) choices on where to live and work, and had purchased homes before they were each thirty. They somehow eluded all the angst and bad choices which were haunting the Times’ subjects. They stand as stark counter-examples to all those who say it just can’t be done anymore.

To which I would respond, “it can’t be done easily today, and it never could.” The important things in life (a loving spouse, kids, a home of your own) are both costly and priceless. You either recognize that and sacrifice to achieve them, or you don’t achieve them. If you choose the latter option, it’s not on the generation ahead of you, the economy, or bad luck. It’s on you.

The President, the Pope, and pfffftt!

You might have heard the President and the Pope were openly feuding recently. Let’s observe factually what happened, then how it was covered. The main points?

  • The United States and Israel engaged in offensive military operations against the Islamic Republic of Iran.
  • The Pope gave his “Urbi et Orbi” speech.
  • The President made several comments on TruthSocial disputing the Pope.
  • The Pope responded to press questions about the President’s remarks.
  • The President and Vice President made several more comments about the Pope’s comments.
  • Several American Cardinals defended the Pope and further criticized the American administration.

These are simple statements of fact, without editorial comment. How they played out, and how they were played by the media, are more like a remake of Mean Girls. For reasons we shall see, the facts are important, because they show how the truth was distorted for various political perspectives.

From the top, the US and Israel engaged in offensive military operations against Iran. While they achieved surprise, it was neither a surprise attack nor the beginning of the war, which as I detailed in an earlier blog post, has been going on for forty-seven years. The fact the US never responded to Iranian provocations is the reason they were so surprised this time. Whether the war is just, and whether it is wise, are questions which can be debated.

Around Christmas and Easter every year, the Pope gives his state-of-the-world speech, entitled “Urbi et Orbi” (Latin for “to the city and the world”). The speech is actually a blessing, and the tradition goes back to the 13th century. In the modern era, Popes generally highlight the need for peace, as there are almost always some form of warfare afoot. Recent Popes even took to listing each and every conflict, specifically condemning such violence.

In a different take this year (you can read the whole message here, it’s quite short), Pope Leo XIV decried war in general without naming conflicts. Pointedly, he said, “Let those who have weapons lay them down! Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace!” and “We are growing accustomed to violence, resigning ourselves to it, and becoming indifferent. Indifferent to the deaths of thousands of people.” There is nothing in this statement that directly attacks the administration, and it is not political. In fact, by the standard of such messages, it was quite plain.

Interestingly, just after the Pope issued his message, a news story broke that the Undersecretary of War (a Catholic) had summoned the Papal Nuncio (the Pope’s Ambassador to the United States) back in January and threatened him to “get on board” with American foreign policy. I’ll skip detailing the reasons I called this one fake immediately, and sure enough, the participants quickly and totally demolished the “controversy.” Both the administration and the Vatican have termed the report “highly distorted” and a “fabrication.” Yes, they met, and yes, they argued. They even had a frank-and-earnest exchange as they say in diplomatic terms. This story died a quick death, but we’ll return to it later.

On April 7th, President Trump issued his infamous “a whole civilization will die tonight” text; the Pope responded the next day, calling the threat “truly unacceptable.” Once again, President Trump ignored the dictates of wisdom and decorum in issuing such a statement. It was unwise because it was flippant, and a leader should be unmistakably clear when issuing threats. For example, Truman and Churchill issued the Potsdam declaration in 1945, explaining what “unconditional surrender” the allies demanded of the Imperial Japanese regime, and they ended it with this statement: “The alternative for Japan is prompt and utter destruction.” In a historical note, Truman knew the atomic bomb had been successfully tested days earlier; this was no idle threat on his part. Nor is a threat a war crime, but that’s a blog for another day.

The Pope was of course correct in criticizing the President’s language, and the matter should have stopped there, as a ceasefire was shortly thereafter announced. But the Pope had also called for a Peace Vigil on April 11th, and there he sharpened his criticism, but still without naming President Trump or the United States. He did say, “Enough of the idolatry of self and money! Enough of the display of power! Enough of war!” and “Even the holy Name of God, the God of life, is being dragged into discourses of death” adding that God “does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them.” Press and some Vatican sources highlighted that these last statements were directly targeted at comments from War Secretary Hegseth.

Never one to take a deescalatory ramp on social media, President Trump vented in full fury, first saying the Pope was “weak on crime” and “terrible” and suggesting Leo is only the Pope because Trump is the President. As if to move from the sublime to the ridiculous, Trump posed an AI-generated comic depicting himself in a pose eerily reminiscent of the Risen Lord, healing the sick and giving hope to all. After massive criticism from Christians of all stripes (including MAGA), he deleted it without apology, and said he thought it depicted him as a doctor (spawning even more great memes).

You have to see this to believe it!

Not to be left out, Vice President Vance took up station as Trump’s “Catholic” wing-man, suggesting the Pope needed to be careful in talking about theology and should focus on morality rather than political strategy. All those involved would be wise to be careful in their pronouncements here, friend, but sadly that’s not the case. And all political strategy is eventually about morality, dontchano? And as if to prove both points, the three most-prominent American Catholic Cardinals suddenly appeared on 60 Minutes, defending the Pope and rebuking the US President and Vice President. But they couldn’t stop there, as Cardinal McElroy went on to declare the US action against Iran is “not a just war.”

Phew. And those are just the facts, with a few observations of my own thrown in. What are we to make of it? First off, all press coverage of the Vatican is highly suspect. Most of the media view religion as some sort of weird throwback, and they don’t even have the language to describe what is happening when they cover it. If you watch the press cover a Papal conclave, they treat it like a political convention, which is just odd. Second, the timing coincidence of the Pope’s messages, the manufactured story about a Pentagon confrontation, and the 60 Minutes follow-up are at the very least suspicious (I’ll explain). Finally, one would think political leaders would have learned by now it is unwise to mess with the Pope.

The Press. Media love confrontation, and they rushed back and forth between the Pope and President figuratively asking “did you hear what she said about you?” If you believe Pope Francis said “who am I to judge” about a homosexual priest, you probably fell for one of the media’s biggest mis-characterizations. Yet they continue to repeat it. They fanned this latest controversy and made it worse than it ever was. They are the ones reporting “Vatican sources” explaining what the Pope meant, when the Pope said what he said. You need only note that when things got really touchy, the Pope said he “never attacked the President” and “doesn’t do politics,” just “proclaims the Gospel.” Period. End of sentence. The Holy Spirit doesn’t need spin.

The Coincidences. It’s probably not a true conspiracy, but I would love for an investigative journalist to pull on these threads. The FREEP (Free Press) story about the Pentagon confrontation happened in January, but suddenly broke public right after the Pope’s Urbi et Orbi message at Easter. The story was flogged nationally by Christopher Hale, a proud Democratic National Committee member and former candidate for Congress with zero Vatican expertise, who nonetheless writes a blog entitled “Letters from Leo.” Oh, and those “Vatican sources” made sure and point out that the Pope had just met with David Axelrod, Obama’s eminence gris, before this current back-n-forth. It is not a secret there are those in the Curia (the Vatican permanent bureaucracy) and even the US church hierarchy who detest President Trump. It is not at all outlandish to suggest some of these coincidences were not, well, coincidental.

Which is not to say the Pope and the President don’t have real, serious differences of opinion. The Pope has remained non-specific, sticking to the Gospel, and avoiding direct criticism of the President or the specific US military activity. How do I know that? If the Pope had indeed determined the US action in Iran was an unjust war, he would be duty-bound to declare it as such. He would not be beating around the bush or speaking elliptically: prophets (ie., people who see and tell the truth) must do so. The Almighty does not take kindly to prophets who don’t do their job, Jonah! And that would entail the twenty-five percent of the US armed forces who are Catholic–including even more of the senior military and intelligence ranks–having to choose whether to refuse orders or violate their faith. It’s the theological equivalent of the nuclear option, and not only does the Pope solely wield it, he is required to use it. And he hasn’t.

Meanwhile, the press continues to beat the confrontation drum. Legacy media headlines (NYT: ‘Woe to Those Who Manipulate Religion,’ Pope Says Amid Standoff With Trump, Washington Post: Pope Leo decries ‘tyrants’ ravaging world, days after insults from Trump) highlight a few lines from an address the Pope gave to a war-ravaged area in Cameroon which has somehow found a way to make peace among neighbors. Again, he never mentions Trump or the US war in Iran. It’s another off-ramp, even if the press would prefer it was a crash test. Trump may take this off-ramp: today he said “I’m not fighting with him” about the Pope, while claiming he (Trump) is “all about the Gospel, I’m about it as much as anyone can be.” I guess that’s a Trumpian step in the correct direction.

Finally, the Apology. Back in Ye Good Ole Days, Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV got in a feud with Pope Gregory VII about who got to appoint bishops (Pope or King). Gregory excommunicated Henry (threatening his legitimacy and thus his crown), then made him wait in the snow barefoot for three days before pardoning him. In our era, asked whether he might do something for Catholics in the Soviet Union as a sop to the Pope, Josef Stalin asked, “The Pope? How many (military) divisions does he have?” Decades later, Pope (St.) John Paul II metaphorically answered the question by helping liberate Poland with nary a soldier, beginning the process that dissolved that “Soviet Union.” When Popes speak, they often do so gently, but that doesn’t mean they are “WEAK.” The Pope may speak softly, but he carries a big . . . cross.

channeling Crockadile Dundee: “That’s not a cross, this is a cross!”

I agree with Bishop Robert Barron, who said Trump owes the Pope an apology. I doubt it will ever happen. But that’s all there is to this in the end. The President thinks he’s ending a fifty year nuclear threat. The Pope wants all to live in peace, not war. Some people who don’t like Trump will do anything to poison the well, and some on the MAGA side would just as soon worship Trump as Jesus. The press loves a good fight. Are you not entertained?

Where we are in the Iran War

Whether you think it was inevitable (as I did), avoidable for the moment (as most do), or completely uncalled for (really? what was your solution?), the US is at war with Iran. If you follow the legacy media closely, you might think America is at the edge of disaster. If you listen closely to the Commander in Chief, you might think we won the war several times already. Here’s a steady assessment, with some historical perspective thrown in.

The US and Israel achieved strategic surprise. It’s amazing, given that the Islamic Republic of Iran declared war on both at its inception almost fifty years ago. But the Israelis focused on closer, more immediate threats and bided their time; the United States chose to ignore the bellicose language, the hostages, the terrorist attacks, as only a superpower can choose to do. It all became so routine that Tehran’s negotiators actually thought they could show up and figuratively tell the US to “shove it” and go home smiling. It didn’t work, and they were surprised. Not sorry.

The US and Israel made a conscious choice to fight this war alone. No one was warned, no one was consulted, no UN imprimatur sought, despite the fact a war with Iran has consequences all over the world. This was a not uncommon practice for the Israelis, who increasingly see a world antagonistic to their very existence (note the spread of “from the river to the sea” rhetoric). It was very unusual for the United States. Usually we at least give our friends and allies a heads-up. In this case, we expected them to take a pass on participating, so it appears we treated them as NPCs (non-player characters, as in video games). The President should not have been surprised when the allies he treated thusly chose to criticize the war and refuse to assist. However, I will add that in the long history of ruffled US-NATO relations, there is only one time NATO countries have refused the US overflight rights, and that was only France and Spain (both quasi-NATO members at the time) during Reagan’s Libya bombing in 1986. For so many countries to do so this time represents an escalation on their part, and will have repercussions. No one can fault a NATO member for refusing to let us use US bases for bombing runs, but to deny airspace? Too far.

The US and Israel have achieved air supremacy over Iran. We are flying hundreds of sorties a day, in daylight, with minimal losses. We have deployed airframes like the venerable B52 and the inestimable A-10, which should never be used where surface-to-air missiles systems are coordinated and integrated. During the search and rescue effort for the downed F15E crew member, there is verified footage of a US aircraft refueling two helicopters at low altitude over Iran. You don’t do that where there is any kind of remaining air defense threat.

But what about that F15E? The A-10 which limped home to a crash landing? The helicopters which took fire and perhaps casualties during the rescue? Air supremacy doesn’t mean “nothing bad can happen” (except perhaps in President Trump’s mind). In my days in camouflage, we used to joke that a well-placed rock can take down a Huey (helicopter), and it wasn’t really an exaggeration. And all militaries are familiar with something called small arms air defense: the notion you take all your various “guns,” aim at a single point in the sky ahead of an aircraft, and let the pilot fly into a wall of lead, where something bad will happen. “Big sky, little bullet” is a refrain every pilot hears and fears. What does air supremacy look like? Twenty thousand sorties and two aircraft shot down, that’s what. Comical fact: right now, the Iranians have tallied two kills, the US has destroyed two of its own, and Kuwait has three kills of US aircraft (apparently it’s quite easy when shooting at your own side)!

Iran’s missile launching and production capabilities have been greatly reduced. About a third of the launchers have been confirmed as destroyed, and another third are assessed as out of action/buried. The latter can be recovered, but it’s not like we aren’t watching and waiting for Iran to attempt to do so. So they have one-third as many launchers available as they did before the war. While there aren’t details out publicly on the missile production facilities, we have been hammering them for weeks now. Note this has little effect on the total number of missiles they retain. While we know where their largest stockpiles were, missiles can be temporarily hidden in many places, which is why it’s best to focus on launchers. Missiles without launchers are static displays, not weapons.

What about the Iranian missile attacks throughout the region? The last German V1/V2 rocket attacks happened in late March 1945, about five weeks before their surrender. You can keep firing rockets and missiles right up until the end. Look at the rate of firing, which has decreased about 90%. “Oh, but Iran is holding back, waiting for the US to exhaust its interceptors” some experts say. These same experts claim Iran is in an existential war. You don’t hold back in an existential war. More likely, their command structure is fragmented, and their targeting capability is limited or non-existent. Evidence of my assertion? They don’t fire salvos designed to overwhelm any site’s defenses, they fire small numbers of missiles at widely diverse targets, from Turkey to Saudi to Diego Garcia (note to those who claim Iran doesn’t have longer-range missiles: Rome is closer to Iran than Diego Garcia). They seems to be throwing a missile here or there, hoping one hits home. They don’t fire accurately: either we are spoofing their guidance system or it isn’t good. Look at what they hit: buildings in cities, or a sprawling petro-chemical complex, especially for their longer-range missiles. Even when we mistakenly bombed two schools, the missiles hit exactly where they were aimed.

If Iran wanted to send a war-winning message, it would salvo a hundred missiles from different launch sites at a single Arab petroleum facility on the Gulf, destroying it. That would be a message. They don’t, because they can’t. Their missiles, like Germany’s buzz bombs, provide terror, not military useful capability.

What about those drones? What role have they played? Attack drones weren’t much of a thing back in my days in uniform, but clearly they are a major combat factor today (see Ukraine). Like any applied military technology, drones are in the period where they seem unstoppable: cheap to build, easy to operate, difficult to defend against. The countervailing capabilities have not yet matured, but they will. In the end, drones may prove to be Iran’s most versatile and effective weapon. But that weapon is no guarantor of success, tactically, operationally, or strategically. Like their missiles, they have shown no operational plan for employing drones, nor a strategy.

Iran’s Navy is gone. Yes, they still have small speedboats they could use to attack undefended tankers, but those are suicide missions with any naval or air protection. They can lay mines, but that again becomes a suicide mission over time, and mines are only an obstacle, they don’t close the strait permanently. Iran has some area-denial capability with shore-based anti-ship missiles, which the US is apparently moving toward targeting. But that involves launchers and missiles and fire control, all very target-able assets. These small boats, mines and missiles are not insignificant capabilities, but they present a very routine challenge to naval operations, and I trust the US Navy is capable of confronting them.

Iran has established effective control over the Strait of Hormuz. As others have pointed out and I can confirm, this outcome was considered and planned for in every Iran scenario on the books. Why was the Trump administration then surprised by it? Simple. All those scenarios started with Iran declaring the strait closed with a missile strike on a tanker or by mine-laying. Then the US declares the strait closed to all Iranian fuel exports, and the Iranian economy collapses and the war is over. That is why closing the strait never seemed much of a real threat; it’s much like the sheriff scene in Blazing Saddles.

Just remember it; Please don’t play the audio unless you want to be deeply offended

Why did it work this time? I don’t know whether whoever is remaining in charge in Iran just got lucky or was very shrewd, but the Trump administration never shut off Iran’s exports. Instead, they removed restrictions on the sale of Iranian oil, providing a temporary boon. Why? Because they feared the spike in oil prices that would result. Now before you climb high on your rhetorical horse and call this the stupidest thing you have ever heard, let me ask you this: who has the EU given more money to since Russia invaded Ukraine over four years ago: Russia, or Ukraine? In those four years, the EU has sent Russia over US$220 billion dollars for oil and natural gas, and sent Ukraine US $200 billion in all forms of aid. Oil and gas prices make nations do crazy things.

While the President has correctly insisted gas prices will return to normal once the war is over, there is little benefit in trying to hold them down while prolonging the conflict. Why he hasn’t taken (or destroyed) Kharg island or closed the strait to Iranian tankers is a strategic mystery.

Have Russia and China been the big-winners so far? No, and those suggesting so are practically cheer-leading for the mullahs. Could those countries benefit in the long run? Of course, if the US fails miserably. So far? Iran is probably not sending quite so many drones to Russia as it needs to keep them for itself. And their production facilities are under direct attack. Likewise, China provided Iran advanced military air defense equipment which has proven worthless. Neither China nor Russia can do anything to stop the American action, and much like the case with Venezuela, Xi and Putin are standing there with–ahem–their things in their hands, looking impotent, while a potential ally falters. And while the American campaign is no doubt straining our munitions supply, Ukraine indicates there has been no reduction from the US side to it thus far.

“War Crimes.” It’s perfectly normal for your enemy to claim your attacks are war crimes. It’s even normal for human rights experts to make the same claim. The first group wants you to stop, and the second views all warfare as inherently evil. It is permissible to strike infrastructure as a legitimate war target, as long as the strike has a military purpose. If we strike a hospital’s back-up generator, that would be a war crime, as its power is solely for a hospital, a protected target (unless of course the enemy builds a headquarters in the basement). If we strike the power substation that supplies power to the local IRGC unit and the hospital, that’s not a war crime. Finally, all war crimes require either intent (you meant destroy what you destroyed) or negligence (you should have known what you destroyed). A missile that misses its target or is targeted incorrectly is not a war crime.

Iran’s nuclear ambitions are real and even reinforced as long as the mullahs and IRGC remain in power, but their progress has been suspended. Here is the entire history of Iran’s nuclear ambitions in a nutshell: their Supreme Leader made a statement forbidding possession of a nuclear weapon. Meanwhile, they engaged in decades of behavior that could only result in a nuclear weapon. When called out, they negotiated limits and inspections, then cheated, lied, and denied. They have been criticized, censured, embargoed, threatened, and expelled and still refused to stop (except vocally). They fully believe none of the current attacks would have happened if they had consummated their quest, and they are correct. For the time being, Iran’s nuclear countdown clock has been defused, but no one is sure how much time was left on the timer: it may have been weeks, it may have been a year. If they are forced to give up their enriched uranium and accept real inspections, the clock may be reset.

Why does this matter? Even if Iran gets the bomb, and builds an ICBM, don’t we have sufficient forces to deter them launching one at the US? Yes, we do, and as we are the “Great Satan,” they have little doubt we will nuke the crap out of them if they try. But the problem is elsewhere: the Gulf Arab states, Europe, and especially Israel. If Iran goes nuclear, the Gulf states will insist on the same. Many believe Saudi Arabia already has a back-up plan with China or Pakistan or India to drop a line of credit and “buy” an instant nuclear capability. European countries are talking tough about defending against Russia, but they can’t even summon the will to ensure their oil and gas gets out of the Gulf; they would be open to Iranian intimidation. And that leaves Israel. I put the odds at fifty-fifty that some future Mullah Supremo in Tehran decides he will go down in the history books as the one who eliminated the Jewish race. What did the world mean when it said, “never again?”

The Middle East has been a thorn in America’s side for fifty years. A nuclear-armed Iran makes it a gaping chest wound, not a thorn. Which is why I think this war was inevitable. Inevitable doesn’t mean this was the right time to launch it, though. The necessity for surprise and the opportunity to kill the majority of Iran’s leadership in a single strike proved to be the driving force behind “why now.” Was that a good rationale?

Will the elimination of most of Iran’s leadership lead to an even worse set of leaders, or perhaps regime change? This really is the key question behind the war rationale. At its most basic, consider this: the current (dead) leadership killed more Americans, took more hostages, violated more international norms, ignored more American threats, sponsored more terrorists, suffered more international approbation, and killed more of its own people than any other country in the last fifty years. What exactly is going to come around that is “worse?” Just-as-bad is possible, maybe even probable, but worse? So a once-in-their-lifetime chance to send that top group collectively to Allah? Priceless.

What about a possible regime change? It’s not likely, at least in the short term. Everyone in the leadership pipeline is IRGC or radical mullah, so it’s naive to hope for the long-sought, never-discovered “Iranian moderates.” Tehran has proven capable of shooting unarmed female marchers in the head and hanging teenagers for protesting. They will not go down without a fight, because they know with certainty the retribution which awaits them. While a peace-loving, democratic Iran would be a wonderful thing, the US doesn’t even need that. We only need an Iran that fore-swears nuclear weapons (with requisite checks because of past bad behavior), does not sponsor terrorism, and does not threaten freedom of passage in the Gulf. They don’t have to like the Gulf Arab states or Israel, they just have to stop trying to kill them. That’s all the change we require.

What happens next? The war has plateaued just short of the “hell” President Trump twice (or was it thrice?) threatened. It will not resolve without some further escalation. To the regret of my air-power enthusiast friends, this war will disprove (one again) the idea you can win a war by aerial bombing. The slowest, safest next step is to establish a naval blockade of Iranian exports, seizing them à la Venezuela. The problem here is that it’s very slow and time consuming.

If the US chooses a slightly faster approach, we could use the Marines to conduct raids or clearing operations on the smaller islands in the strait, limiting-but-not-eliminating Iran’s control. It would also serve as a point of pride to occupy Iranian territory and take prisoners. These islands are sparsely inhabited and defended, so the Marines could make short work of them. The same can be said for raids on anti-ship missile locations on the Iranian mainland. Again, not completely decisive, but tightening the noose, so to speak.

The faster and most decisive move is to concentrate the Marines and airborne soldiers on taking Kharg island. The IRGC cannot hold it against those forces for long. Control of that island results in control of around seventy-five percent of Iran’s oil exporting capability. Iran could destroy their own infrastructure, but again, that’s suicidal. Likewise, bombing our forces there has the same result, as Iran’s missiles and artillery aren’t accurate enough to do otherwise. This option goes back to the “game-over” strategy that ended all those Iran wargames in the Pentagon. Our forces there could prove to be a magnet for Iranian drones, missiles, and artillery, but that of course means they have to come out and play in a fairly limited area of the Iranian mainland across from the island. Taking Kharg is messy (as in casualties and destroyed infrastructure) but it’s effective.

And of course a negotiated settlement is always available. But for the US to claim this “excursion” was worth it, we require an iron-clad “no nukes” pledge backed up by independent inspections, free navigation for the strait of Hormuz, and probably a commitment to stop supporting terrorist proxies. I say probably on the last one because the Israelis have gone a long way to ending this problem. If Iran wants a limited end to hostilities, these should be the terms. if they want more, like out of sanctions and back into the community of nations, ending their threats to the Gulf Arab states and Israel are also a must, as well as limiting their ballistic missile efforts and terrorist proxies.

The United States isn’t asking for much: stop acting like an unhinged death-cult. We really have few gripes with Iran, while they have many with others.

Lincoln, Ike, a dead Prussian & Iran

I have been “jonesing” to write about our current war with Iran. We’re still at sea, I have oodles of time on my hands, and the wonders of modern digital communications mean I can still be inundated with current information and commentary. But I waited, and waited. Why? Because first-takes are often the worst takes, war reporting is often just wrong (Clausewitz–that dead Prussian, called it the “fog of war”), and most of the commentary I have read thus far proceeds from an underlying political premise to a hasty conclusion. Of two stripes, both reminiscent of Trump Devotion/Derangement Syndrome (TD2S):

  • Trump is a mastermind playing 4D chess (!?!) and all this will come out great for America, or
  • Trump is an idiot and therefore the US is headed for a devastating failure, a quagmire, or both. And he only did it because (1) Putin told him to, (2) to distract from the Epstein files, or (3) because he suffers from third stage syphilis. No kidding. I have seen all three, sometimes in combination.

Now before I go any further, let me be clear: I haven’t made up my mind whether this particular Iran campaign is a good idea. It is simply too early to tell. Bad ideas can have good outcomes, and vice versa. But I can assure you this: if you have made up your mind already, it’s because you fell into one of the two mindsets described above. Because there is not enough evidence to do otherwise.

Which is not to say there are not criticisms (valid or otherwise) based on what we know thus far. And here they are:

“Trump has engaged in a war of choice.”

I regret to inform you that war always requires at least two parties, and both sides must opt “in.” If one doesn’t, the other wins by default. When the rebels shelled Fort Sumter, Lincoln had the choice to ignore them and let the South “go its own way” (cue Fleetwood Mac). Many of his advisors actually counselled him to do so, as most realized what a bloody mess it would be. He chose to resist. If you think there is something unique about the choice Trump just made, you’re wrong. It happens all the time. Yes, most Presidents provide much more explanation to the country before going into war, and what explanation Trump has provided has been inconsistent (I’m being diplomatic to a fault here, but more on that later). So complain about the explanation, but drop the “choice” argument. It only sounds impressive if you know nothing about war, politics, etc.

“This is an illegal war.”

Usually followed by reference to the War Powers Act (WPA). Very simply, no President has followed the WPA as it was passed by Congress since it was passed by Congress (overriding a Nixon veto). Why not? It is a law without any consequences. Commit treason, and you can look up the penalty. Violate the War Powers Act, and you’ll get a “harrumph” from the House of Representatives. They knew this when they passed it, and they knew it even better as each of the Presidents (yes, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush uno, Clinton, Bush dos, Obama, Trump, and even Biden) did what they wanted and “interpreted” it as compliant with the WPA. The only mechanisms for compliance are impeachment or cutting off funding for the military. Why doesn’t Congress do the latter if they feel so strongly about it? Because they fear some military unit somewhere will get attacked and be unable to defend itself because Congress cut off funds. So they “piddle, twiddle, and resolve.” Don’t be like Congress (which is a great life rule, really).

“The US engaged in bad faith negotiations” or “launched a surprise attack.”

This criticism often compares the US attack on Iran with the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor (no, really). Japan never gave the US an ultimatum, even their last communication (which was delivered late) was an ambiguous observation about ending negotiations, not war. Meanwhile, the US made clear that Iran had to renounce its nuclear ambitions. I understand they were confused when we attacked, as we had allowed them to obfuscate for literal decades, but that’s on them, not the US.

But the larger, even gaping hole in this criticism is this: Iran has been at war with the US for forty-seven years, since Ayatollah Khomeini’s revolutionary forces chased the Shah of Iran from power. His regime instituted barbaric penalties against women and minorities, sought ballistic missiles and nuclear weapons, sponsored or protected numerous bloody terrorist movements, threatened to exterminate the Jewish people, attacked its neighbors, and acted in constant opposition to American interests. What country (excluding insurgent movements) is responsible for more American deaths over that period? Iran. They literally chanted “Death to America” every morning. I know one man who tied himself into knots claiming such chants were just words, and “never hurt anybody.” Okay. They also took hostages, blew up diplomatic buildings, tried to assassinate US officials, attacked warships, and lobbed missiles indiscriminantly. Their main protection was a sense that any attempt to reduce their capabilities or change the regime would be costly and difficult. That deterrence worked, until a few days ago.

So we indeed surprised them when we started fighting back, not when we started a war.

“This could go very wrong.”

Yes, indeed, this opertion could still “go south” as we used to say in the business, and may do so. But to ignore the fact it hasn’t yet? That’s just willful disregard for reality. The great Prussian strategist Carl von Clasewitz often gets cited for his maxims about the fog and friction of war (come to think of it, I did so earlier). If uncertainty is all one takes from Clausewitz, it is a thin strategic gruel. Uncertainty resides in all life’s actions: your next parent-teacher conference, your next plane trip, your next skin cancer screening. While war has its own risks, it never is certain. To whit:

Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops. My decision to attack at this time and place was based upon the best information available. The troops, the air and the Navy did all that bravery and devotion to duty could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone.

— Text prepared by General Eisenhower in case the D-Day landings failed

We all know how D-Day came out. If it had failed, the Iron Curtain would have descended on the Rhine, or the English Channel, instead of central Germany. But Ike didn’t know for sure, and had to prepare that note. If today’s media had covered Normandy, the slaughter at Omaha Beach might have convinced the American public it wasn’t worth it. Missed assault landing zones, paratroopers drowned in marshes, guns without ammo, you name it, it happened. But this was an amazing success story, not a failure. The most complicated over-the-beach invasion in military history put ashore a fighting army in days, all the trauma aside.

Set down your dog-eared (hopefully) edition of “On War” and watch, not pontificate.

“There is no plan.”

This is one I can definitively refute. From all the way back to the creation of US Central Command, they have had a OPLAN (Operational Plan) for war with Iran. It once was OPLAN 1001, and later 1025. There are also various CONPLANs (Contingency Plans) for specific scenarios of hostilities. These are the ones each President has to approve, and there are extensive war-games, reviews, and constant updates. Trump doesn’t show up at “the tank” (the Joint Chiefs of Staff conference room) and say, “go kill the ba@st@rds!” Well, maybe Hegseth did. But what the War Department does is execute a plan. Because there is one.

Related to this is the claim the administration “was surprised” by something the Iranians did. Again, I can confirm that nothing the Iranians have done so far was not already in the planning documents. When commanders or civilian officials say they “didn’t anticipate Iran closing the strait of Hormuz” they are saying they knew it was possible, but considered unlikely because it’s a losing proposition. Closing the strait means nobody’s oil gets out, not just the Arab states. That ticks off countries who might otherwise look favorably on Iran, like China. And Iran can’t make the closure permanent: they only have so many mines, so many boats, so many anti-ship missiles. And each time they come out, they’re vulnerable to US air power. They can wreak havoc for sure, for a time. But if they do, the US still retains the option to destroy (or better yet) occupy Kharg island, the main point of loading for Iranian oil. No oil, no money for the IRGC or the mullahs. This is why the closure of the strait was seen as an option for Iran, but a bad one: we can escalate to cause more pain for them then they can cause for us.

“This war is a disaster.”

This is especially offensive. Couching the war as “leading to a disaster” is at least a hedge. But look at the results thus far. Iran’s blue water navy is unintentionally sub-marine. Their air force is a series of chalk outlines on the tarmac. Missile launches are down 90%, as are drone attacks. Perhaps they are holding back, but that leads one to ask: for what? The US and Israel are flying over Iran unopposed and blowing up targets at a record clip. That does not equal victory, but it can’t be characterized by a rational mind as a disaster (I’m talking to you, Senator Murphy).

As positive as the US results have been, Iran’s responses have been pathetic. While they have had some limited success against military radars, for the most part they have lobbed missiles and drones at hotels, refineries, our embassy in Baghdad, and anywhere in Israel, resulting in limited damage. Military planners considered this too as an option for Iran, and again, decided it was a bad one. Yes, they can cause some damage. No, they don’t have the targeting or missiles/drones to make an operational difference. The only effective measure by the Iranian regime thus far is the threat by the Basij militia to shoot any protestors in the head. Tough guys.

If this were a prize fight, the ref would have stopped it. But it’s not a prize fight; it’s a war. Meaning round one is just that, and no one knows how it will turn out yet. But if you think the US is behind on points in the early rounds, you might have been a Soviet Olympic judge.

“No one has explained why this war, why now.”

I’m a little sympathetic with those who are exasperated by the ever-changing comments by Trump about the goals, activities, and length of this war. But only a little. After ten years of Trump, who says whatever is on his mind without any filter, why does anybody still parse his words and complain about their unreality, their mutual incoherence, or their flat-out distortion? Why? If you look to what the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs says, or the CENTCOM Commander, or even Secretary Rubio, you’ll find the clarity you crave. Note I didn’t include War Secretary Hegseth, who seems to act more and more like a Marvel comics character every day. Trump and Hegseth have all the message discipline of two adolescents babbling-while-high on their sugary Halloween take.

But the American people deserve a better explanation. The funny thing is, they have had it for forty-seven years. All those Presidents have held that Iran could not be allowed to achieve nuclear weapons, had to stop killing or taking Americans hostage, had to stop fomenting terrorism. At times, some Presidents acted on those demands; other times, they negotiated, while realizing that the Iranian regime has a perfect record of not complying with any of their negotiated limitations. Sadly, the Trump administration is unwilling to make the case that this attack is a response completely in accord with decades of US policy. But it is.

Whatever you feel about it, the US is at war with Iran. If you want to make a case against the war, do so, but remember to address the problem, not the President. How does your criticism or policy alternative eliminate Iran’s nuclear program, missiles, or terrorist proxies? That’s the problem. This war may not solve it either, but you don’t have to be a Clausewitz scholar to understand how it might.

Would I like to see the Islamic Republic flushed down the toilet bowl of history? Yes, yes I would. Would I settle for them being neutered back into the Stone Age they seem to revere? Probably. Strategy in war is all about adjusting your means to accomplish your ends. I’m reminded of another statement by Lincoln:

“My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that.”

An Iran whose missiles no longer threaten the entire Middle East, who no longer threatens to choke off the Strait of Hormuz, who no longer funds terrorism or seeks nuclear weapons, is a goal worth fighting for, whether the President can string the subjects and verbs together or not. Finally, as we are at war, never fail to realize all our efforts must be toward victory. If you–even for a moment–think a negative result on the battlefield serves some partisan political purposes, shame on you. Few regimes have been as unceasingly evil as the one in Tehran. That doesn’t justify anything or everything the US does (just war and justice in war, as they say), but we should all be clear what we’re fighting against. And it’s not each other.

Lent* at Sea

There is absolutely nothing penitential about being on a cruise ship. In fact, few things are more in the spirit of Carneval (literally “carne val” or away with meat, denoting the feasting one does before the meat goes away) than ocean cruising. “Would you like three appetizers, sir?” “A second lobster thermidor? Of course!” One must find one’s penance in forgoing all the offerings, at best. But one positive aspect of such a Lenten journey is the opportunity to pray at sea.

Amen!

Now I’m a land-lubber, and the most land-locked of those. I was born far away from any useful water source. Lake Michigan’s beaches were full of dead alewifes when I grew up, and worse yet, my mother had an inexplicably morbid fear of water, so much so none of her children were encouraged to go near it. I didn’t learn to swim until I got to West Point, where they pointed me to the pool, handed me a old rifle with the barrel full of cement, and told me to get to the other side without drowning. Actually, that was the final test, but the twenty or so African American cadets and I in what they called “rock-squad” swimming class felt like it was the beginning.

Anyway, I now feel very secure that I am drown-proofed, but I retain an abiding respect for the sea. Amidst a transatlantic crossing, one spends days away from the sight of land, so early morning is a perfect time to go out on a balcony, take in the majesty of the Good Lord’s creation, and render him homage. Nothing makes you feel smaller, and the world bigger and full of wonder, than staring out above the abyss.

If it makes me feel insignificant, that’s a good thing. In the larger scheme, we all are. That may be the point. There is a larger scheme, and we all have very small and insignificant parts. Bishop Robert Barron is fond of describing it as the contest between the theo-drama, the story the Lord is actively writing, and the ego-drama, the one each of us seeks to star-in all by ourselves. I like to call it the meo-drama, just to make the point sharper. The way of the Lord leads to peace of mind; the way of the ego leads to constant aggravation. The world doesn’t go our way. We’re never as rich, as thin, or as popular as we want. The government doesn’t accept our policies, the courts don’t abide by our rulings, our neighbors don’t live by our rules.

Reinhold Niebuhr, the American theologian, is credited with the Serenity prayer: “Lord, give me the serenity to accept those things I cannot change, the passion to change those I can, and the wisdom to discern the difference.” There is great wisdom in this simple statement. Notice that serenity (and humility) is the foremost request, because life will be an unending series of things we cannot change. Only then comes the request for passion, because without the Lord’s guidance, our passions are mostly (if not entirely) ill-used. Finally, the prayer ends with the call for wisdom, which will temper both the heat of our passion and coolness of our restraint.

I write all this because I often get asked–either in wonder or incredulity–“Pat, how can you remain so calm amidst everything going on? Are you unconcerned about (fill-in your favorite controversy, there are so many)? Don’t you see the severity of our situation? How can you be unmoved?”

First off, I’m often moved, moved to prayer. For those who see prayer as meaningless, I’m sorry, but in my world, it changes everything, starting with me. Second, as a student of history (I’m not sure one is ever a master of history), I know how much worse things have been before, even in my limited span of years. Name a challenge, and I’ll name its historical topper.

I call to mind Jesus admonition in the Olivet Discourse (Matthew 24:6-13)

“You will hear of wars and reports of wars; see that you are not alarmed, for these things must happen, but it will not yet be the end.

Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom; there will be famines and earthquakes from place to place.
All these are the beginning of the labor pains.

Then they will hand you over to persecution, and they will kill you. You will be hated by all nations because of my name.

And then many will be led into sin; they will betray and hate one another.

Many false prophets will arise and deceive many; and because of the increase of evildoing, the love of many will grow cold.

But the one who perseveres to the end will be saved.

And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached throughout the world as a witness to all nations, and then the end will come.”

No, I’m not suggesting we’re in the end times, except for the fact we’re always in the end times, in general, and you and I are very much in our very own end times. One of the key traits of the Devil (and yes, I do believe Satan is real) is his tendency to scatter, just as Christ seeks to bring all things together. Nothing is more emblematic of this today than the constant harangue from our algorithms telling us how stupid, how biased, and how evil others are. And of course it has its effect, dehumanizing us just as it dehumanizes those with whom we disagree.

People decry horrid language by our politicians by using equally objectionable language. Some take to the streets, protesting or interfering with federal agents who have guns; others decry any restraint concerning how American citizens are treated at home. How one feels about the killing of one of the worst, mass-murdering terrorist leaders of the last fifty years is determined by your politics. A senior politician predicts the defeat of US military forces as they are out there, fighting. Of course there are policies and politics to be validly debated here, but this is all scattering, not discourse.

This Lent, I’m participating with the Hallow app in reading the Brothers Karamazov and reflecting on it. It has been a moving experience thus far, and we’re only two weeks in! One of the lessons Dostoevsky presents is “everyone is really responsible to all men, for all men, and everything.” What seems logically impossible is actually a call to recognize we are all constantly contributing to the holiness or sin of all those around us. Constantly, and with everyone. Our good and evil acts, no matter how minor, ripple out across the community and the world. Refuse a beggar, cut-off a driver, post a false meme, share another’s secrets, and you may have no idea what evil you may have wrought. And that ignorance is not an excuse.

This is not a call for passivity, because the alms you give, the person to whom you yield, the truth you insist upon, and the confidence you keep also ripple out. Rather than judging, we are called to acknowledge our own sinfulness, then to proceed from humility, realizing we are no better than anyone else: we’re just as responsible in all cases. Like another biblical saying about removing the beam from one’s own eye before trying to remove the splinter in your brother’s, once we are seeing aright in our own life, we can clearly see how to respond to others (even in politics!).

The really amazing part? Once one truly embraces this approach, one is freed from the need to judge others, and instead can act solely for their good. Which brings joy and peace of mind.

So this Lent, if the way you’re living seems to be a collection of scattering, if you’re always angry, consider the alternative.

“Behold, now is a very acceptable time; behold, now is the day of salvation.

* After I wrote this, I realized that while many of my friends know all about Lent, others may not. Lent is a penitential season (for many Christians, especially Catholics) leading up to Easter. During this period, we are asked to deny ourselves some things we like, fast and abstain from certain foods, give alms to the poor and generally recommit ourselves to the Way.

Thoughts on immigration

From an immigrant, emigrant, and expat, but not a refugee. Cue Tom Petty:

Few things get my goat more than people talking about immigration without any experience or understanding what they are talking about. I’m talking about people making broad generalizations (Trump, 2015: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” I’m talking about people citing the words (“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”) of a poem placed on the base of the Statue of Liberty as a fund-raising gesture to pay for its completion, and treating it as constitutional law. Get a grip.

I’m an immigrant. My status under Mexican federal law is residente permanente (permanent resident) and I am covered under El Instituto Nacional de Migración (INM), which means legally I am an immigrant because I am someone who has come to live in their country. The United States could consider me an emigrant, because I have chosen to live in a country other than the one where I am a citizen. I am still a citizen of the United States and the State of Ohio (O, H, oh, never mind). I pay all applicable federal and state taxes. I vote. I have a driver’s license (actually two). I did not move for any political reason: I simply found a place I thought my wife and I would really like to retire to, and we do. We have no intention to live anywhere else.

Long ago, people only left their homeland because they had to (refugees or deportees, which by-the-way was the original Latin meaning of expat). Modernity created a push-pull among people seeking a better life for themselves and their children. The Western Hemisphere in general and the United States in particular welcomed such people . . . but always within limits. If you know American history, there are cycles where immigration soars until the resident population reacts, then the tides reverse for a period. Long ago, all of this was legal: the law allowed people to stay and become citizens if they simply made it into the country. At times when the nation became concerned, it could become illegal to do the exact same thing. So please don’t suggest everybody came to the States in the same way.

I choose to be called an expat because it better describes my situation, not to demean anybody else. It galls me when the same people who tell me what pronouns to use try to tell me I’m a racist/class-est/whatever-ist because I choose to call myself an expat. Just honor my chosen noun, like you insist on others pro-nouns. The difference I see is I neither reject my former country nor wish to join my present one. It’s a unique happenstance of modernity that this option is available to people, but it is real. People walking up the Central American isthmus to come to the United States want to become citizens there. If you offered it, about half the world would accept the honor. That’s a big difference between an immigrant/emigrant and an expat.

As an expat, I abide by all the laws of both my country of citizenship and country of residence. There is no escaping US taxation, legally. I am enrolled in Medicare even though it does me practically no good. There are places I can’t go based on US State Department guidance and federal law. I carry a green card, the proof of my Mexican residency, with me at all times. I can be asked to display it even by the tránsito cops who do nothing but enforce traffic laws (or collect bribes). It’s no more an imposition than carrying my US passport when traveling abroad, so don’t lecture me about autocracy and “papers, please.”

My rights as a permanent resident in Mexico are enshrined in the Mexican federal constitution. Read that as you will.* All residentes must avoid becoming involved in Mexican politics. I know American expats who love to protest in public against the current American administration, but don’t seem to realize the possibility if the Mexican federal government wants to side with that administration on some issue, you might be involving yourself in Mexican politics. Ignorance is bliss. Better to avoid it all.

There are gringos who came here when Mexico had no way of keeping track of visitors, decades ago, and simply stayed. Occasionally, they are caught up in a sweep and deported back to the United States or Canada. There is no sturm-und-drang, no Nazi references, no protests. You can’t just come to a country and live there, no matter how peacefully, just because you want to. Many federal police here carry long rifles (you might know them as “assault weapons”) and wear face masks. They aren’t the Latin Gestapo, they are hiding their identities from the cartels. Funny how that works (and for the record, the Gestapo never wore masks: they didn’t need to). They all seem very intimidating until you see a convoy of Guardia Nacional, masked in trucks with crew-served automatic weapons, stuck in a traffic jam and being ignored by all the Mexicans driving around them.

Now on to compassion. Some of my brother-and-sisters-in-Christ (Christians) like to chastise (not literally) those of us who don’t seem sufficiently compassionate to people arriving undocumented, as they say. They cite that Statue of Liberty poem (irrelevant), several Old Testament verses (where do they stand on the rest of the OT?), or Christ’s command to love one another. That last one is indisputable as a command to be compassionate to (i.e., “suffer with”) others. But there is nothing compassionate about encouraging someone from a different and strange culture to uproot themselves from it, travel thousands of miles endangering themselves and their family, all for the better job of mowing your grass, doing your laundry, cleaning your home, or caring for your children. Sorry, that’s not the story Christ was telling.

Likewise, the Holy Family weren’t illegal immigrants/undocumented (they crossed no international border, needed no papers). The Good Samaritan isn’t about government policy, it’s about your personal responsibility. Recall that Jesus told the story to respond to an expert in the religious law who wanted to justify himself . . . funny how people today cite it today to . . . justify themselves. Pot meet kettle. The Good Samaritan didn’t rush to Jerusalem to lobby for universal health care; he simply took care of his neighbor. Anybody wishing to sponsor immigrants with housing and jobs and taking responsibility for them? God bless you. Or forever hold your peace.

I recently had another (yes, it’s happened before) person on social media call me a racist “who was simply afraid to live among all those brown people” (her words). I probably enjoyed too much explaining to her that I live as the palest-of-the-güeros among a nation of what she terms “brown people.”

 “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”

— a paraphrase of Proverbs 17:28

One of the staunchest American voting blocs for strict immigration enforcement is recent legal immigrants. These are the people with the most in common with those illegal or undocumented persons seeking the same advantages. Are they anti-American? Are they racist, or xenophobes? No, they’re just people who have gone about and done the right thing, and resent others who don’t. Nobody likes a line-cutter, but they only cost you a little time. Illegal immigrants have many other costs, costs born not by those same people arguing in their stead.

As an immigrant, I am very pro-immigration. Done correctly, I think it enriches the immigrant and the nation welcoming him/her. There needs to be vetting, limits, rules, and enforcement of each. It amazes me when people act like all the “legalized” immigrants (a temporary status granted by an administration) are completely vetted. How does the US government vet a person from Somalia, where there is no government? From Venezuela, where until recently, the government was antagonistic? From China; do I need to point out they might not have our best interests at heart? Really?

There is no law without enforcement. And when enforcement has been lax, its reinstatement will seem harsh. That’s where America is today. It can’t simply go back to lax enforcement, nor to endless bureaucracy (more judges!), nor opt for an amnesty which just resets the clock on an intolerable situation.

But if you don’t have skin in the immigration game, have a little humility toward those of us who do.

* By the books, the Mexican Constitution is very hard to change, almost as difficult as its famously-intransigent US cousin. In reality, it is one of the most amended existing governing documents, with over 750 article changes since it was promulgated in 1917, and six times as many words as when it was written!

Another Death in the Morning

I won’t spend as much time analyzing the shooting death of Alex Pretti as I did previously with Renee Good. One colleague criticized my approach as “frame-by-frame” as if more detail and thoughtful analysis was unnecessary. It’s a sad commentary on where we are when otherwise rational people take such a position. Instead, I recommend you read/view this New York Times analysis which does a fair job of analyzing the scene. But I will add some thoughts in general.

  1. Continuing the theme that our national derangement has left folks unable to think clearly, gun-restriction enthusiasts are now championing the dead man’s right-to-bear-arms in a confrontation with law enforcement. And Second Amendment absolutists are questioning it. Foolish (key word) consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. These role reversals denote no minds at all.
  2. I see nothing in the Times’ analysis which suggests a deadly threat. Pretti could barely be described as impeding, as he backs away from one agent and only briefly touches him when that agent pushes a woman over a snowbank. This is a normal reaction for anybody in such a situation. He does then resist, as it takes six agents to take him to the ground, and even then he remains on his knees, not prone (which would be the position law enforcement would be placing him in for detention). But resistance is not a threat. The discovery of his weapon amidst the scrum is handled by one agent removing it, yet another then opens fire. While the Times makes much of the number of shots subsequently fired, I will point out again that once an officer makes the decision to use deadly force, that officer (and others) are authorized to continue firing until the target is completely neutralized (ie, dead or incapacitated). If you want to make the case for warning shots or shooting people in the legs or whatever, you’re in the realm of TV, not the real world. Those are the rules established (repeatedly) by the Supreme Court. The issue here is the lack of a reasonable cause for deadly force in the first place, because there probably is none. I only say “probably” because we don’t have all the video and audio.
  3. Mr. Pretti’s right to carry a weapon is undeniable. His duty to be responsible when doing so can be questioned. The fact he went to the trouble of getting a concealed carry permit suggests he was a serious, law-abiding person. We don’t know whether he had his permit and identification on him, as required by Minnesota state law, but even if he didn’t, it’s a misdemeanor punishable by a minor fine and can be remediated simply by showing one has a valid permit. As a serious, law-abiding citizen, he no doubt knew that Minnesota is a duty-to-acknowledge state with respect to carrying weapons. Some states require those carrying weapons to announce so to law enforcement (called duty-to-disclose). Minnesota only requires one to acknowledge carrying a weapon “if asked” by law enforcement. However, nearly all gun-rights organizations have training (real and online) telling in detail exactly how to disclose your carry status when dealing with law enforcement, explaining it is always best to do so, because the sudden discovery of a concealed weapon can become deadly. Needless to say, engaging in a scrum is not a responsible way to conduct your right to concealed carry.
  4. The immediate overreaction by those vilifying the agents involved is expected, if unfortunate. Even if the crticis are ultimately justified, they were wrong to jump to conclusions. I am more offended by the similar over-reaction by ICE and DHS officials. Immediately declaring the victims were “domestic terrorists” is beyond the pale, especially given the lack of a formal investigation in the Good shooting, and the lack of a completed one in the Pretti shooting. Standing up for your agents can be accomplished with tact and not at the expense of the reputation of American citizens. President Trump should fire DHS Secretary Noem, as she lacks all public credibility at this point. Border Patrol Commander Bovino merits the same treatment.
  5. Both shootings merit full, independent investigations. Of the orders given, the actions taken, and the motives involved. On all sides. ICE needs to assess its use-of-force criteria, especially when dealing with citizens rather than illegal/undocumented persons. Telling people that ICE agents have no authority to arrest US citizens is not only wrong, it’s deadly. Suggesting impeding them is some type of game should likewise be treated as a criminal activity.
  6. The propaganda from both sides has to stop, as it fuels the tension. If states or cities don’t want to cooperate with ICE, that is their prerogative. So don’t ask your criminals about their immigration status, or don’t notify ICE when such people are released. Fine. But providing local police to create a perimeter where ICE is conducting an ERO is NOT cooperating with ICE: it’s doing your job, protecting your citizens. Watch the Good video. Watch the Pretti video. What’s the one thing you don’t see in those videos? Local police doing what they did under the Obama and Biden and even the first Trump administration: creating a buffer between people and ICE agents doing their federal job. Your Governor or Mayor does NOT get to determine whether (or even how) the federal government enforces immigration law. You don’t have to cooperate, you do have to render assistance, because that’s in the best interest of your citizens. Just Do it!
  7. The Trump administration blundered badly when it veered from nationwide immigration enforcement and started a targeted operation in Minnesota because of the extensive federal funding fraud there. You don’t fight fraud with ICE or Border Patrol. While ethnic Somalis were involved in the fraud, there isn’t a nexus to the same persons being here illegally. The full weight of the DOJ (FBI) and Treasury (IRS) needs to be brought to bear on the situation. Mixing in DHS/ICE and Border Patrol only confused the situation.
  8. Let’s stop arguing about the “worst of the worst,” shall we? First off, there are over one-million people in the country who have received final deportation orders. This means they have attended all the hearings, applied for every type of relief, and been denied. They have exhausted all due-process. And when they were called to report for deportation, they simply didn’t show. Some have been here for decades. They are not guilty of any other crime, but they have no legal recourse to stay in the country. If you’re arguing they get to stay, you’re saying the law does not matter. Second, while the administration argues the vast majority of those it is deporting are criminals, they play fast and loose with the statistics. They include people who have been convicted along with people who have only been charged, not convicted of a crime. Oh, and they even include people who have had previous convictions or charges dropped or erased from their records through remediation, including sealed records. Some people recoil at this. I only point out that all these things (convictions, charges, and even remediated cases) ARE specifically permitted to be used in determining whether to deport someone. Once again, the rights of a citizen are not the same as those of someone trying to become a citizen or resident. Finally, the illegal alien detained by ICE at the scene where Mr. Pretti was killed was a man previously charged by state and local officials for domestic assault and disorderly conduct. Yes, state and local police. You and I may argue whether those charges are enough to deport someone, but you can’t make up the idea the detentions are random. Last year, there was a major increase in non-criminal removals as a result of “collateral arrests,” where ICE agents executing a warrant for one individual also arrest everyone else present at the scene who lacks legal status. That is not random, either.
From the Cato institute, which opposes the Trump approach

If you want to go all-in on abolishing ICE or promoting MAGA, you probably don’t like my analysis, and frankly, yours is a tired take. If you want to argue a point or an opinion, have at it. There are other ways to parse the data, or make the case for or against immigration enforcement /reform. I’m interested in solutions, especially those that fix an immigration mess decades in the making and recently resulting in American citizens dying at the hands of federal agents.

The Ice is Always Greener . . .

For a moment, set aside the moral arguments that it’s wrong for a big, powerful country to simply take territory from a weaker one. Several Catholic Cardinals in the United States have adequately delineated that argument. Set aside, too, the political arguments that it is short-sighted to antagonize one’s friends simply to acquire something which is essentially already under one’s control. Many European leaders have pointed this out. What about the strategic argument that the continent-sized island called Greenland, an autonomous constituent country within the Kingdom of Denmark, is essential to the future and even present security of the United States of America?

Let me be clear: there is no rationale for the strategic argument, either. None. Zilch. Nada. Get out your brooms and let’s take a whack at that strategic straw-man.

First, Greenland sits atop the world, astride the sea lanes which are gradually becoming free of ice as the globe warms. This new sea route, the famed “Northwest Passage” which European adventurers searched for in vain during the period of the 15th-19th Century, would greatly shorten the trade/sea-travel time between Europe and Asia. Forgotten is the fact that this same maniacal quest cost many lives and in the end made no difference, a point moderns might want to recall. Doesn’t the control of sea lanes equate to strategic dominance?

Finally, we found it! Break out the champagne popsicles!

While there is an argument to be made in favor of strategic sea power, it’s not the 1600s any more. One can’t wait for the Spanish Treasure Fleet and steal all the wealth of the New World (alas). Trade routes are useful as long as they remain free. Here’s the little secret: The United States doesn’t need this route, as we have shorter routes to both Europe and Asia. It’s important to Europe, important to China, and would be important to Russia if they ever make anything anybody wants to trade for. The great American naval strategist Alfred Thayer Mahan was quite correct for his time (19th Century). Some things have since changed.

Back in the day, Henry Kissinger was asked about the strategic importance of the nation of Chile. He responded, “Chile is a dagger pointed at the heart of Antarctica.” When I hear about Greenland’s alleged strategic value, I wonder what Henry would have thought.

Fear & Loathing in Penguin land

What if it’s not all about trade, but defense? Okay, let’s go there. Who are we defending against? Neither Russia nor China has any ability to project land forces into Greenland, nor could they sustain them if they did. If they landed, they would quickly become the world’s largest voluntary prisoner-of-war camp, and a miserable one at that. Basing air forces there is even more out of the question for either. And while there are some ice-free ports available, by themselves they don’t control anything. Greenland is part of the famous GIUK gap, a naval defense and warning line that runs between Greenland, Iceland, and the United Kingdom. But the US and NATO have controlled this path for half a century, and have laid the sensors to even track (Russian) submarines that dare to pass through.

Missiles and missile defense, that’s the reason! The US and Canada have established a missile tracking capacity in this region since the first Soviet ICBMs were fielded in 1959; it’s still there, still working. One of our key bases is the former “Thule” (pronounced Too-ley) base, now Pituffik Space Base. Under full US control. If we needed to put more radars or missiles in, we may do so. Now.

Which leads to another observation: under the 1951 US-Danish treaty governing the defense of Greenland, the US can pretty much move any military forces it wants to Greenland, simply by notifying the Danes and the Kalaallit (Greenlanders, as they call themselves). No prior approval necessary. If President Trump foresaw an immediate threat, he could deploy as many forces as he desired, in full compliance with US treaty obligations. So let’s put the whole “strategic threat” argument to bed. There is no threat, and if there were, we could respond immediately as we wished.

Maybe it’s about strategic minerals? Greenland has many unexploited mineral reserves, so that is tempting. And they have some rare earth minerals, which the US and the West crave for advanced computer electronics, but the available supply of which is currently under China’s control. So ask yourself this: if these rare earth minerals are so valuable, why hasn’t anybody exploited them in Greenland? Several reasons! First, rare earth minerals aren’t “rare” at all: they’re everywhere! They are called rare because unlike gold or silver or copper, they aren’t found in dense, exploitable veins. One basically scoops up megatons of dirt and refines it with several caustic, expensive chemical processes (which are environmentally destructive) to get usable rare earths. Second, Greenland’s minerals lie deep under an ice sheath, so first you have to drill through that before you can start scooping. Oh, and third, there are no roads and no infrastructure where the minerals are. So despite having some valuable minerals, mining Greenland is about as logistically challenging as mining the moon. Except there’s also those pesky locals who don’t want their pristine Arctic wilderness to look like West Virginia (no offense to any Mountaineers out there!).

We are rapidly running out of reasons to take Greenland. Perhaps we should trust the President when he was asked this question, point blank: Why does the United States need to own Greenland? “Because that’s what I feel is psychologically needed for success.” He even texted the Norwegian Prime Minister that, in light of his Nobel Peace Prize snub, he saw no reason to “think purely of Peace.” You have to admire the man for saying the quiet part out loud. He wants it, period.

Now there’s nothing crazy about seeing Greenland as potentially important (if not strategically vital). The United States has been after it for some time. President James Monroe’s eponymous doctrine explicitly included Greenland, since it lies in the Western Hemisphere. Andrew Johnson considered buying it, Woodrow Wilson offered to trade for it, Harry S Truman made a formal purchase offer. After Truman, the Danes got tired of all the US interest and negotiated the 1951 treaty which gives America vast and exclusive rights in the land. They thought that ended the issue. Until President Trump came along.

Perhaps he’s trying to burnish his legacy. Perhaps he’s flush with the (very real) success of taking down Maduro and “running” Venezuela. Perhaps he’s reverting to his real estate developer mindset and looking for a signature deal. Whatever deep-seated need he’s trying to address, it is not one of America’s vital national interests. I trust cooler heads to prevail, and some compromise agreement to be inked which papers over the very real differences. But Trump is still looking for a signature “win,” something he can claim and market and slap his name (metaphorically) on in history. So this won’t be the first, nor last, crisis like this.