Category: Travel

You probably have no reason to visit Vicenza, Italy, unless you happen to have family living there, like we do. There’s a US military base there, and it’s a very interesting place, but off the tourist beaten path. Just in case you’re ever in the Veneto region, visiting that tourist mecca called Venice, here’s what your missing if you don’t go forty minutes down the autostrada and visit Vicenza.

Vicenza was home to one Andrea di Pietro della Gondola, aka Palladio. Never heard of him? Me neither! He was an architect and the last of the great Renaissance artists, and his style modeled ancient Rome and Greece, earning him the nickname Palladio. Even if you have never seen his original work, you know his derivative work very well. Palladio was born in nearby Padova but was given free reign to redesign the city center (and several villas outside) of Vicenza, making the town his canvas. Here are some of his works:

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Seem vaguely familiar? See, a few hundred years later, on the far side of the Atlantic, a group of Americans were taken with his style, and that led to some monuments in his style:

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Palladio is called the Father of American architecture for his influence, especially on Washington, DC and the Capital region. So you can see Palladio’s work in DC, or in Italy. The food’s better in Italy.

Speaking of food, expect all manner of northern Italian cuisine, a small number of Japanese, Chinese, or Indian restaurants, and a few burger or BBQ joints for the Americans. One Balkan, no French, no German, no–well, you get the point. All of Italy’s regions are proud of their local cuisines, and that is what is available. In Vicenza, the local specialty is imported, dried Norwegian cod with polenta called Bacalà alla Vicentina. Why? Some poor local went to work in Venice in the last millennium, and got shipwrecked on an island off the coast of Norway for a few years. He developed a taste for the dried, salted cod there, then brought it back with him when he returned home. For the past seven hundred years, locals have been importing the same dried, salted cod, re-hydrating it with various sauces, and serving it as the city’s special dish. here’s a hint: to our uneducated palates, the cod can be a bit strong (as in fishy), so get it as a lunch or appetizer to avoid taste fatigue.

One final Palladio masterpiece is the Teatro Olympico, the world’s oldest (continuously operating) brick theater. The theater is a remarkable bit of faux design, looking like a large Roman amphitheater carved out of stone, but in reality a brick, mortar, and wood replica using visual tricks to recreate a street scene in ancient Greece as the original scene-set backdrop, which was so convincing it has never been changed. Not to spoil the surprise, but the optical illusions and slights-of-hand Palladio employed were world-class special effects in any age!

Another local hero is Antonio Pigafetta. Who? He was the first person to complete a circumnavigation of the globe. Wait, what, you thought that was Magellan? Magellan was hated by his crew, and was killed by irate islanders in the Philippines, never completing his voyage. Pigafetta was a scholar invited to document the journey, and ended up leading the remaining eighteen crewmen (out of two hundred forty who started) back to Spain. Pigafetta is thus the first one to circumnavigate the globe, the answer to a great trivia question, and he’s buried in his beloved Vicenza.

In another similar story, you might have heard of the great Vicentina love story of Romeo & Giulietta? The original novel of star-crossed lovers was written by local Luigi Da Porto, a retired military man looking for an outlet for his creativity while recovering from battle wounds. He gazed out his window at two distant castles and imagined two families, a feud, and their ill-fated children, all set in nearby Verona. His work of fiction caught the eye of the Bard of Avon (aka Shakespeare) who turned it into the far more famous play Romeo & Juliet. Sort of an early version of a remix.

Vicenza was home to many silver- and goldsmiths, so it has a reputation for fine jewelry in addition to the fine arts. It was usually under the influence or protection of neighboring Venice, and the Venetian link is obvious.

The weather was c-c-c-cold. Judy noticed it last year; this year it hit me: we’ve acclimatized to Mexico. As in, we don’t do “weather.” In Mexico, it is always sunny and warm. There is always around twelve hours of daylight per day (actually, between eleven and thirteen, but just). There are only two seasons and only one that needs a raincoat or umbrella, and then mostly in the evening. Vicenza is in the far north of Italy, within site of the Dolomite Alps, so we have overnight lows in the twenties and daytime highs in the forties: brrrrr. We didn’t mind wearing masks everywhere, as it covered our otherwise-exposed faces!

Speaking of masks, Italy re-entered the Omicron wave of the pandemic while we visited, so mask wearing (even outside) became the rule. All stores/restaurants/museums asked for the Italian Green Pass (which is not available to tourists) but accepted our CDC card in its stead.

We look forward to visiting the our family (and the region) again when it’s short-sleeve weather!

We’re in Vicenza, Italy, right now, visiting family for Christmas! I’ll give a region review soon, but in the meantime, here’s some bullet points on travel during the Omicron portion of the pandemic:

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• Any international travel remains difficult at best. Omicron (and if you want to be a citizen of the world, pronounce it as “Oh-MIKE-ron” or little O, as the Greeks do) has sent various national governments scrambling, changing the travel rules daily. Right now, you need an antigen test (or better) one day (NOT twenty-four hours) before departing for a plane ride to the States. For Italy, we needed an antigen (or better) test forty-eight hours before departing, and a EU-wide Personal Locator Form stating where we’d been, how we were travelling, where we were going, which resulted in a QR code.
• Nobody really checked anything out: it all remains on the honor system. Yes, the airline did check the covid test form for the date, but there remains no way to confirm the piece of paper is a real test! And the gate agent looked at our QR codes but didn’t scan them, so again, all on the honor system.
• Finding covid testing sites can be a challenge, given the one-day rule for US travel. I found two really good tools; the first is this website, which also has a handy summary of national regulations. Of course, always verify those regulations with the nation’s official website which you can usually google. The other way to find covid tests is through your airline. Go on their website (especially if you already have tickets) and look for “help with covid testing.” I found a test site near Atlanta’s airport using Delta this way, and it didn’t show up on any other search tools I used. There are some testing sites in airports, too, but be careful to check for opening hours, types of tests, and how fast results come back. You have to manage a wide range of variables to get the right test, in the right time frame, with results before your flight!
• Covid test prices are extremely variable. In general, antigen tests are cheaper and PCR tests much more expensive. Be careful not to confuse antibody tests and antigen tests: the former are not accepted for travel, the latter are accepted in many places (but not all, like Canada). Any test promising rapid results is generally more expensive (like double or more) than the same test with results back in days. Rapid antigen tests in Mexico run between a few hundred and a thousand (or two) Mexican pesos. When we were looking for the same tests in the States, we found them for over one-hundred dollars near airports, or two-hundred and fifty dollars in airports! PCR tests were still more expensive. In Italy, it looks like the same tests will run us forty Euros.
• Airline traffic is almost back to normal levels: you will see full planes, no social distancing, but masks, always masks! Most airport concessions are open, and those little oases known as airport lounges are serving full meals with drinks again (showers still mostly closed).
• Airlines are making rapid changes to their flight schedules to handle the increasing and changing travel patterns. For example, Delta is dropping some domestic routes–even leaving some airports altogether–to focus on new transatlantic routes. Look for more Europe travel opportunities in the near future, with competitive rates, at the cost of regional routes in the US.
• Everybody is trying to play by the rules, but it is hard to do so. Landing at Charles de Gaulle airport outside Paris, the flight attendants announced that the airport requires N95 or KN95 masks. Then they handed out simple surgical masks (not N/KN95 masks) to everyone. Flight attendants (and airport personnel) will constantly remind the flying public to wear masks and keep them over the nose and mouth. Any attempt to ignore this guidance is one way to lose your ticket.
• The same confusion exists on the ground. Here in Italy, they instituted a Green Pass which people carry as a card (or on their phones) to be allowed inside stores, restaurants, museums, etc.. However, they also accept US tourists with only a CDC card, which they don’t even check (could be a 3 x 5 card with printing on it for all they can tell). I recommend checking with travelers or expats where you are going to find what ground truth is for your destinations!
• Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport (aka ATL) remains my favorite (especially since I focus my travels on Delta airlines). However, the airport is currently a mess. They are building the first hotel inside the airport (all the others are a short distance away) and the construction has caused major headaches. If you need to stay the night, there is no easy way to use airport shuttles to get to your hotel. Oh, they have them, but you need to wait thirty to forty-five minutes to get a shuttle from the international terminal to the domestic terminal, then wait under a MARTA train overpass (outside) for your hotel shuttle, which could be another thirty minutes or more. My suggestion? Spring for a taxi from whatever terminal you arrive at; most seem to have a twenty dollar flat rate for the mile or less ride to nearby airports, and it is money well spent. Savvy travelers tell me you can follow the international-to-domestic connection inside the airport even if you don’t have a connecting flight (no ticket required) which lets you take the plane train to the domestic side, but requires you to pass through a one-size-fits-all TSA security checkpoint (no PreCheck, no Clear, no Global Entry). And that still leaves you to stand outside with a hundred people huddled under the overpass, waiting to see which shuttle is yours! Spend the money!
• Finally, you’ll no doubt see those “do not travel” warnings from the US State Department or CDC. Just like the ones issued regularly due to violence or instability, you need to be a savvy traveler and aware of your own risks before making a decision where/when to travel. There are parts of the US with much worse covid rates than some of the countries where the US is officially saying “don’t go there.” You have to determine (1) your risk from the disease (co-morbidities, general health, etc.) (2) the medical infrastructure of the place you will visit (3) their covid trends, (4) your insurance coverage, (5) whether you can change or reschedule your trip and at what cost, (6) what you will do if you get sick while travelling. But all that information only sets up your decision: only you can determine what risk you are willing to accept!

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• Greek is not a spoken language. It is a shouted language. Time and again, we would walk down the streets and locals would start shouting at one another. They weren’t angry, or even excited. They were just Greek. Do not take offense at it; it is part of the culture. To avoid being shocked, Judy and I took to making up instantaneous (mis-) translations of the encounters, such as: (Man on street) “DID YOU SEE HOW GREAT THE WEATHER IS TODAY?” (Woman on street) “YES, AND IT WAS LOVELY YESTERDAY, TOO!” (Man) “WHY YES, YOU ARE CORRECT!” At times, a shouting Greek (redundant) would turn to us and say–in subdued, polite, perfect English–“may I help you?”
• I found little rhyme nor reason to pricing. A gyro (grilled meat and vegetables stuffed in a pita wrap) would be two or three Euros, but a mixed grill dinner (the same thing, unwrapped) would be ten. Taxis were expensive on Santorini & Rhodes, but cheap on Crete. Buses were cheap everywhere. There were usually “cash discounts” from businesses (big or small) who wanted to avoid paying VAT to the government. Tax avoidance is the Greek national pastime.
• Damn near everybody speaks English, and if they don’t they will find someone who does for you. Greeks assume their language is just too hard for everyone else, but they are thrilled if you try. Try these simple rules: thank you is EF-ka-ris-TOE (which reminded me of the word eucharist), hello is Ya-SUE, good morning is Ca-lee-MER-a (think calamari) and good afternoon is ca-lee-SPER-a. Thank you and please is pa-ra-ka-LOW. Cheers is YA-Mas.
• You already know Greek cuisine is amazing. But you may not know just what Greek cuisine is. That is, back in the States, a number of things that are actually Lebanese or Turkish cuisine get lumped in under the title “Greek cuisine.” Add to that confusion the fact that sometimes these foods make a transition. Take moussaka, which I liken to a Greek version of Irish shepherds pie. It is Lebanese/Turkish in origin, but when the Greeks achieved independence from the Ottoman empire in the early twentieth century, they cleansed Turkish influences from everything. For moussaka, that meant adding béchamel sauce (from France), which somehow made it “Greek.” You’ll see far more pork than lamb in your souvlaki and gyros: no pork for Muslims in the region, but it’s cheaper and tastier for everybody else. You may not find hummus, although if you ask for it the kitchen will probably make it for you. Normally, Greek pita is dipped in olive tapenade or tzaziki.
• Cappuccinos are for breakfast. During the warmer part of the day, Greeks drink frappe, which is an odd mixture, served cold, made from instant coffee whipped to a thick foam, with or without milk. It comes with a glass of water to “cut it.” You MUST stir it before drinking, or it’s like mainlining coffee-laced coke. Trust me, that’s from experience. Drinking it properly is a refreshing experience.
• There are many ways to get around the Greek isles. There are hydrofoils (very fast and direct), ferries (usually much slower, sometimes overnight), and hop flights of about an hour. Many times you must connect through Athens, but it is not a hassle; Athens International airport is about the size and complexity of a mid-size American airport, so it is a good option for connections.
• That said, timetables and schedules are understood to be aspirational goals. We had a hydrofoil from Santorini to Heraklion, and I double-checked the schedule to find it left ninety minutes later than originally posted. No message, no warning. But I had a scheduled pick-up from the port in Heraklion, so when I became aware (the morning of departure), I called them. The taxi service told me “yes, yes, we know, we track these things. The ferries are always changing. It’s ok.” I hadn’t even told them what island I was on or what line I was coming in on! During the rare bad weather in the Aegean, ferries and planes cancel frequently. It all works out.

• When your culture is thousands of years old, you have to work your way around some things. Like ancient ruins. But you don’t let that stop you.

• When your culture is thousands of years old, you have old pipes. Hence this image everywhere:

• Like most European countries, there is good health care available all over. Judy took her now customary fall while we were walking in Santorini, and the next morning we were easily able to find a pharmacy where she could get an ankle brace and a sample pack of topical anesthetic.

• You’ll need to adjust your eating habits. There is no way to eat three meals a day without being in serious danger of exploding. We had a breakfast buffet available at our hotels, then we looked for one full other meal, either in the afternoon or early evening, and that was almost too much. Remember, Greek food is very flavorful and rich. Two appetizers probably equal a meal for one person, and you’ll probably receive either a free dessert or digestif, like ouzo or raki, afterward. True story: after two free dessert plates and a small pitcher of raki on Sunday afternoon, we decided to go visit one more museum. Due to the raki, we accidentally went to the natural history museum instead of the history museum, but hey, why not? Except we were warmly welcomed into a special event: an earthquake simulator, where we learned all about how it would feel to be in real earthquakes like those recently in Japan or Taiwan. Mostly we learned that we don’t want to be practically inebriated for the next earthquake. Lesson learned!
• Amphora and Stelae are to Greece what castles and cathedrals are to the rest of Europe. After a while, they all start to look alike. However, if you pay attention, sometimes you see one that calls something else to mind:

• Greeks have a word for “no” but they don’t have a concept for it when it comes to food. At one hotel, breakfast included Greek yogurt & honey, fresh bread & butter, coffee & fresh orange juice, eggs your way, olives with tomatoes and feta cheese, ham & cheese toast, cheese pie, and assorted fresh fruit. The second day, we told the staff “no” to cheese pie, so they brought apple pie. That day, we asked the hotel owner where to buy baklava, and he said he would bring it to us the next morning. Our last morning, he called us while we were at breakfast to see if he could bring some more. We told him, “no, thanks,” so he brought two other large desserts instead. Just say “yes.” It doesn’t matter what you eat. Our taxi driver told us this: it does not matter what is on your plate, as long as the table is full.

We transited Athens three times on this trip, never getting outside the airport on purpose. We had done a day excursion from a cruise trip in 2011, seeing the Parthenon & Acropolis, some museums and a good restaurant. We also saw a poorly-run city, full of graffiti and men standing around. We were unimpressed.

That was a decade ago, and things may be much better. They may be worse. Here is something else to consider. Athens is not Greece. Okay, it’s the capital of Greece, it is “in” Greece, but it is not Greece. When I talk to Greeks, they always lament if visitors don’t get out to the countryside where the real Greece is. They are right.

The important sites in Athens are bucket-list items, and you owe it to yourself to get to them. But that’s a day (or two) visit at most. Western visitors tend to romanticize Athens as the be-all of all things Greek, but while it is the political and financial center of Greece, it was not always so. Athens has had mega-boom and bust cycles, and as recently as the mid-nineteenth century it was small village with a big set of ruins. Only after Greek independence did the new Greek King Othon choose to build a capital city around the legendary remains that were Athens. The sprawling result is a metropolitan area or over two million. In my humble opinion, it’s Washington DC with older monuments but less charm.

As if to verify our suspicions, Greek government employee unions went on strike on our last day there, when we were transiting Athens. You might think after eighteen months of lock downs and faltering business, Greek workers would be excited to be at the forefront of Europe’s re-opening. You would be wrong.

So, yes, visit Athens on the way in or out of Greece. There is even a regular metro train that can take you downtown in under an hour. But spend the bulk of your time elsewhere on the mainland or in the Greek isles. Greek hospitality will not disappoint you!

As Crete fashions itself the home of the first great European culture (the Minoans), Rhodes argues it is the oldest, continuously inhabited medieval European city. That’s a lot to unpack, but it is (1) ancient, (2) continuous for twenty-four centuries, and (3) medieval in charm. Rhodes was of course famous in antiquity for the Colossus, a Statue of Liberty-sized personification of the Sun God Helios which was either (1) astride the harbor, (2) next to the harbor, or (3) nowhere near the harbor. The statue had a reflective bronze shell, but no one knows exactly what it looked like. It was so tremendous that it was named one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, even though it only stood for fifty-four years!

Yes, it collapsed in an earthquake not long after completion, and the locals consulted an oracle who told them not to rebuild it. The ruin itself became an ancient tourist attraction for eight hundred years, until an Arab Muslim army took the island in 653 AD and–not liking graven images–carved it up for coins and bullets.

Rhodes’ second shot at fame was during the Crusader era, when it became an important island fortress/rest-stop on the pilgrim path to the Holy Land. The Knights Hospitaller fortified the city, managed it, and held it for over two hundred years, until they were ejected by Suleiman the Great and landed back in Malta. During this formative period the knights built castles and redoubts around the island and greatly fortified the main city and port. These structures largely remain to the present day, giving the old town of Rhodes its distinctly medieval charm.

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However, the most striking single complex, the Palace of the Grand Master (of the Order of the Hospitallers) is a reconstruction, but a strikingly well-done one at that. Under Ottoman rule, the palace was used as a prison and storehouse, and gradually collapsed due to neglect. When the Italian government of Benito Mussolini was given administrative control of the island in the 1930s, they carefully restored the palace to its original state, and even imported a series of masterful floor mosaics from the nearby island of Kos to adorn it. While the movement of antiquities is generally frowned upon, this move saved the mosaics and gave future generations the ability to see two amazing attractions at the same time.

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The old city does have a few too many touristy shops, but even those cannot diminish the charm of the winding stone streets, the complex mesh of styles, the breastworks and cannons and enormous walls. Turning a corner, you’ll spot an intact Basilica from the Byzantine era, or the Mosque of Suleiman the Great, the original Knight’s Order Hospital (now the Archaeological museum), or the quintessential Knight’s street, where the different nationalities of the Hospitallers kept separate national “inns” where they soldiers could stay and gather together with countrymen.

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Way back when, why such reverence for the Sun God in Rhodes? Over three hundred days of complete sunshine a year, usually only interrupted by a few, brief rain showers at any time! Regardless of when you visit, you’ll enjoy great weather without the crowds normally associated with a tourist hot-spot, as Rhodes is still a small town that doesn’t attract (as many) of the jet-setters (Santorini), beach lovers (Mykonos), or those interested in antiquities (Knossos). The island of Rhodes has much more to offer, but with only three days, we limited ourselves to the old city this visit.

Rhodes was probably our favorite stop, and clearly merits more time!

After a brief hydrofoil ride, we arrived in the ancient port city of Heraklion, Crete. Back in 2000 BC, it was called Poros and it was the port for the great Minoan palace complex at Knossos. The Romans called it Heracleium when they had it, the Arabs Chandax, and the Byzantines leveled it then rebuilt it. The Venetians bought it and named it Candia, the Ottomans beseiged it for twenty-one years, then named it Kandiye and left it abandoned, before the British administered it as Heraklion until it joined the independent Greek state as Iraklion in 1913. It’s currently the fourth largest city in Greece.

The most important part of the history was the first, where for several thousand years Heraklion was at the heart of Minoan culture, which was the most advanced in Europe at the time and the equal of Egypt. Much of the glory of this culture laid buried until well into the twentieth century, when archaeologists started unearthing and cataloging it.

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The Minoans remain a mystery. We don’t know their language, we don’t know what they called themselves, we don’t know why their highly-developed culture–which merited mention in Egypt at the time–disappeared. We do know it preceded ancient Greece, it was culturally and politically advanced, and it suffered a series of earthquakes, tsunamis, and changing climate.

The apex of Minoan culture was the Palace at Knossos, totally excavated (from whence all these artifacts come), partially restored, but only minimally understood.

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We also know the Minoans yielded to the Greeks and eventually to Rome.

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Most groups left their traces:

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The food continues to be tremendous, if a little bit much. Every restaurant where we’ve eaten has had some amazing views, either over the sea or fortress walls. Our last seafront stop had added entertainment. The tables overlooked the sea along a seawall, but the kitchen was across a busy street. It was hard not to watch the waiters and bussers and root for them to survive the crossing , loaded with full meals or stacks of empty plates.

In three days, we barely scratched the surface of Heraklion’s history, let alone the rest of Crete. We didn’t make it to a vineyard or olive grove, only saw Minoan and Venetian locations, didn’t hit a beach or small towns. Suffice it to say, Crete has something for everyone, with great weather, at reasonable prices.

You know Santorini. Everybody knows Santorini. The ubiquitous image of the island is one with the whitewashed buildings, blue-domed roofs, clinging to the cliff-side overlooking the azure Agean Sea. You’ve seen it in a million travel brochures or websites. It crossed the line to iconic long ago.

But what is Santorini famous for? It is just one of many thousand Greek isles, closer to the smallest than the largest, with no large city or attraction. Santorini is famous for what it lost. Some four thousand years ago, Santorini was a mid-sized volcanic island. Then the volcano decided to literally blow off its top, leaving an archipelago of small islands with steep cliffs (the sides of the erstwhile volcano) surrounding a small remnant of the apex which sits tranquilly amidst the sea. It is stunning.

That beauty has transformed Santorini into a requirement for the “happenin’ set,” which in turn means the island can be overrun with tourists. Not just any old tourists, but people who are most interested in being there and being seen there. Think Instagram heroes. Selfie Kings-n-Queens. So what are Judy and I doing here? We hate crowds, we are as unhip as can be, and we (generally) don’t do sunny beaches trips. What gives?

You already know we love to travel, which was out of the question for the past year. We visited Athens (briefly, a cruise day excursion) once before and we really like Greek food, but neither of us had a return to Greece high on our list. Then the Greek government decided to go big and break with EU policy and admit vaccinated tourists before the whole bloc agreed: that was a move I wanted to reward! I started researching self-guided tours of the islands (I’ll cover why not Athens in a future post) using the website TripMasters, which specializes in self-developed tours from a range of options, with deep discounts for trips planned at least a month out (due to airline costs). Unfortunately, we couldn’t know when Greece would officially open a full month out, so I decided to do all the scheduling myself.

Normally I would have left Santorini off the itinerary, but I guessed that there would be no crowds as it was still too early for the masses: no cruise ships, difficult airline schedules, vaccination hassles and the like. So I decided to make Santorini the first stop.

Santorini in the Summer, with the crowds, is to be avoided. However, there is much to like about the island: many activities (beaches, sailing trips, hot springs, wineries, hikes and so many stunning vistas), great food, and very welcoming locals. Nearly everybody speaks English, and the Greeks seem unnaturally inclined to be helpful, especially to tourists. Yes, there are too many tourist (crap) shops, rushed tours, and hawkers of souvenirs,too.

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Besides souvenir shops, what did we find? Santorini holds the archaeological site of an ancient city called Akrotiri, which was buried by lava during the aforementioned volcanic eruption. In the 17th Century. BC. As in almost two thousand years before that other famous lava-preserved town, Pompeii. The dig site, which was only begun in earnest in the 1960s, is fantastic. The government built an enclosure over an entire section of the old town site, protecting the finds, the diggers, and the tourists who visit from the elements. Akrotiri was part of the ancient Minoan culture, which flourished in the Agean islands (including Crete) hundreds of years before the Greek city-states of Athens, Sparta, et cetera.

To see well preserved foundations of three-storey buildings, with piped-in water and piped out sewage, decorative wall art, and window spaces looking out on seascapes, in a town four-thousand years old? Amazing.

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While only a tiny part of the ancient town has been excavated, it is clear this was an advanced culture with significant acquired wealth. The town was mostly destroyed by an earthquake, then rebuilt within a generation before being buried by the volcano. The lack of human remains (of the type found at Pompeii) and the small number of valuable items recovered have led archaeologists to imagine that the townspeople evacuated with their prized possessions, demonstrating an awareness unusual at any time.

Another Santorini surprise is the cuisine. The rich volcanic soil supports local delicacies like fava beans (made into a hummus-like dip with olive oil, and topped with onions, and capers), tomatoes (which have the coveted Denominazione di Origine Controllata or DOC protection from counterfeiting) served a fried fitters, white wines, and of course fresh seafood. A great souvlaki is always just around the corner (and a bargain at several Euros) while fine dining restaurants are legion and run you tourist prices (think a good dinner for two with appetizers and wine = one hundred dollars). Greek cooking in general means simple food made of high quality ingredients, always olive oil and tzatziki, and ouzo (or a local liqueur) as a chaser.

Here’s one story that says it all. Our first night in Santorini, we went out to a nice restaurant, intent on finishing a long, time-changing travel day with a memorable meal. We got a table with a great view of the caldera and had the restaurant all to ourselves. The fava and tomato appetizers were fantastic, the local wines sublime. As the sun set before us, I thought this was just about perfect.

Then I heard a loud, American voice. Out in the narrow cobblestone path in front of the restaurant. Getting louder. It was a young man from Miami, accompanying a young lady he was evidently trying to impress. They sat directly above us (on a tier) in the restaurant, and he continued speaking as if no one else was there. They were in town for a family wedding: her family was Greek (-American) and he was along as her “friend.” They discussed the peculiarities of various family members and the relationships. He enthused about seeing “all the places you talk about (sic).” He tended to drop vulgarity into his phrases randomly, as the young and uneducated sometimes do. He spoke nearly constantly, a veritable stream-of-consciousness monologue that made up in volume what it lacked in thought. They were both impressed at the man they just met, whom they knew had it “goin’ on,” because his watch was “real.” They discussed why you don’t need to go to college to succeed, and why she was “all over it” with her unspecified work. He confessed to “keepin’ it real” too, and making “a bunch” that way.

Oh, they did notice the sunset, which merited a brief comment. They finished their cappuccinos (in the afternoon?) and told the waiter they’d be back later that night–with their friends–for some “serious drinkin’.” And they were gone. For us, they were just twenty minutes of evening entertainment, and a reminder of why you don’t go to Santorini when the crowds do. Nothing could ruin the view, the food, the experience, except maybe a crowd like that!

There must be some kind of way outta here,
Said the joker to the thief,
There’s too much confusion,
I can’t get no relief . . .

Picture this: you’ve made it via connecting flight thru the busy skies of “The City” (you know, the one so nice they named it twice) and you’re about ninety minutes away from take off, when the gate agent announces everybody needs to line up to review all the necessary paperwork. An impromptu line forms and quickly degenerates into a scrum. Everyone has a passport and a boarding pass, but not everybody has a vaccine card or negative Covid test. Some have all these, but not the online form from the Greek government. Chaos ensues, as passengers scramble to download the app, or find their documentation. The documentation check becomes a hasty boarding line, as those who pass the muster go directly aboard. Harrowing even for those of us with everything in order!

This was the scene for us at Kennedy airport in New York yesterday, or the day before, depending on what time zone you’re in. It was the third day since Greece reopened to US tourists, and the third straight day of full planes heading non-stop to Athens. So some confusion was anticipated, and it didn’t disappoint.

The good news is the line eventually resolved, even those who needed a test could get one, and those needing the Greek government permission form could quickly submit and get conditional approval. In the end, no one was turned away.

Greece would normally be neck deep in American tourists in June, but we were among the first thousand or so. The Greek government’s app worked as promised, and I received final approval via e-mail as were flying in. They had more than adequate staff on hand to quickly pass the visitors through a cursory check of your Covid vaccination status, then immigration.

The airports (Atlanta and JFK) were very crowded, partially because it was a holiday weekend, partially because restrictions are lifting. Athens airport was still a skeleton operation, but it was clear they focused their limited resources on these new arrivals.

All’s well that ends well, and we made four flights, two international connections, and two border crossings over the course of two days. Not exactly carefree travel, but given where the world was not so long ago, well worth it!

Next up: Santorini!

My dear wife and I have traveled several times back-n-forth to the States during the pandemic, and we try to keep our friends updated on what airline travel is like. Not much changed once the pandemic was in full swing, but now things are loosening up, and we’re looking forward to some honest-to-God overseas travel. So we’ll bring our friends and readers along!

The most important aspect of travel right now is how fragmented it remains. We all got spoiled having simple, consistent rules for international travel, and that is still not the case. Remember making an international connection? Generally just having your bags checked through and pretending you weren’t even in the intermediate airport (never an option when connecting in the US)? How about travelling within the Schengen zone in Europe and only going through customs & immigration once? Making a series of tight connecting flights and ending up on the other side of the globe in under twenty-four hours? Maybe someday, but not yet.

Various European nations have different access rules, and if you don’t fly non-stop direct to the country you intend to visit, you probably have to meet the Covid rules (tests? vaccinations? paperwork? quarantines?) of the country through which you do an international connection! So you have to choose your routes not just based on flight times and costs, but also whether you can even qualify to connect! And this is constantly changing, generally for the better, but if a given nation has increased infection rates, they all reserve the right to tighten the restrictions.

Because international travel was practically non-existent over the past year, airlines and airports and governments are just starting to lay on the planes, crews, inspectors, and staff to make things work smoothly. We flew through Delta’s home base of Atlanta during the pandemic, and they had closed the international terminal for aircraft, so we landed at another terminal and walked (using the secret passageways usually reserved for airport staff) all the way back to the international terminal where the customs and immigration stations were! Few restaurants were open, TSA had minimal staffing so no Pre-Check in some cases, and so forth. Just finding connecting flights that didn’t require an overnight layover is a big deal. We’re starting and ending this trip with an overnight in Atlanta, just because it was faster and less hectic than the alternatives!

Another example of supply and demand. We just arrived in Atlanta, and they no longer service the international terminal with hotel shuttles. So you leave the terminal, stand in line for a shuttle bus back to the domestic terminal, then wait in an outdoor seating area (under the metro train overpass, believe it or not) for the hotel shuttles to arrive. We cleared customs and immigration (Global Entry) in five minutes, then waited ninety minutes in lines and buses to get to the hotel, which was about two-tenths of a mile from the airport (and no, you could not walk there). I have seen better connections to ground transportation in the Third World, and this was Hartsfield-Jackson, the world’s busiest airport. Things just aren’t there yet.

When flying to the States from Mexico (or anywhere else), you need a negative Covid test within seventy-two hours prior to take-off (regardless of vaccination status), and an attestation form which simply says “yes, I took the tests and the results were negative” before boarding the aircraft. Our test results were always checked during the check-in process at the Guadalajara airport, but never after that. No one has ever asked for the “attestation form.” We also had to access the Mexican government’s website for travel authorization, which was checked by the security person before we went through to the gates.

In case you had not heard, perhaps the most difficult part of travel may be the rental car. The three big rental car companies (Enterprise, Hertz, and Avis-Budget) liquidated their fleets when the pandemic hit, as they usually buy all new cars each year. Now they can’t buy enough cars (the automakers can’t make them fast enough due to supply shortages of things like computer chips), so they don’t have inventory to rent, and their prices have gone through the roof. Reserving early is not only cheaper, it’s essential now.

Tomorrow we start anew, via JFK/NY, to the land of pita, sunshine, tzatziki, and moussaka. God willing, our next post will include a sunset photo to remember!